why would I? I'm promised a jacuzzi in hell

Actually, if you interpret things just right

>angels are literally 2d
>ascending to heaven is going past 3d
>you get to be away from 3d foids in heaven

Why the fuck haven't more people converted

Idk man the jacuzzi is wroth it

Worth

Imagine staying next to Decebal in hell 😍 😎

Ok that post made me find Jesus

Good

Cringe can go both ways

It can make you gain AND lose subscriber

I'm not sharing my jacuzzi with anyone.

Not even some baltic kings?

Well done @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 11!

The only king we had was an autist who gave my region to the Germans

So no

lmao

fair enough

while in hell you can murder the commies one more time

that's a plus

@Deleted User I cut of my balls. What next needs to be done to go christian

Note its a reference to these guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

ok wut

Before it starts a shitfest

lmao it says "heretical sect"

Check their beliefs and practises

Cut of your dick today

>People here think mutilating your dick is alright even if it's purely because "UNCIRCUMSIZED LOOKS GROSS"
I understand why you guys hate americans

I'm hating most of them now, too

As an Euro

I appreciate it

And approve

@Deleted User I myself don't have a problem with pagans generally, but just with those who act really retard or don't understand how things work

I hope I'm not sperging but there are some people who try to call themselves romanian nationalists but they are pagans

no

there is no such thing as romanian nationalism and pagan in the same sentence.

I mean I don't like pagans but that's kind of silly, why can't pagans also be Romanian nationalists?

most pagans are atheists that read too many comics

it's always overweight Americans with a thin connection to Europe and they always worship nordic pagan gods

usually, "pagans" are just edgy teens or people who don't know what to do with their lives