Message from @kristall.night

Discord ID: 344520366229553152


2017-08-08 16:37:40 UTC  

I heard its supposed to rain.

2017-08-08 16:37:43 UTC  

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2017-08-08 16:37:44 UTC  

Rent port a John. Place in back of trailer. Park on street a few blocks away.

2017-08-08 16:37:48 UTC  

Local businesses are not going to let you use their bathrooms. You will not be able to set up a pisser in the park either. That would be a hazmat violation.

2017-08-08 16:38:08 UTC  

Ya know you guys are really making this sound like a terrible event.

2017-08-08 16:38:21 UTC  

Rent port a John. Place in back of trailer. Park on street a few blocks away.

2017-08-08 16:38:25 UTC  

"Come poop in the park before you get your head bashed in with rocks"

2017-08-08 16:38:40 UTC  

Yeahhh. Lol

2017-08-08 16:38:47 UTC  

Then everyone you know will be harassed and have their homes molotoved

2017-08-08 16:38:48 UTC  

I was asking bc it will help if its not blistering and wer not guzzling water liberally

2017-08-08 16:39:23 UTC  

Who wants to be the famous poop Nazi?

2017-08-08 16:39:37 UTC  

I nominate ignis

2017-08-08 16:39:47 UTC  

Imagine a world where businesses bowed to threats from Nazis

2017-08-08 16:39:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321378710265659393/344520077766295566/Screenshot_2017-08-08-12-39-38.png

2017-08-08 16:39:50 UTC  

Can you guys really not handle being away from bathrooms for 5 hours

2017-08-08 16:39:51 UTC  

I will shit in the form of a swastika.

2017-08-08 16:40:09 UTC  

There would be GoFundMes abound to sue any company who did so

2017-08-08 16:40:19 UTC  

Most can but its still not ideal.

2017-08-08 16:40:50 UTC  

Well who in the world goes to a protest expecting ideal shitting conditions

2017-08-08 16:40:53 UTC  

And not only that but every business would open its doors

2017-08-08 16:40:56 UTC  

I mean seriously

2017-08-08 16:41:15 UTC  

Yea Ill be honest i didnt consider it until now lol

2017-08-08 16:41:20 UTC  

This isn't an EDM festival?

2017-08-08 16:41:58 UTC  

Catheter nationalism S O O N

2017-08-08 16:41:59 UTC  

"Have a cigarette the morning of" - Cacoethes

2017-08-08 16:42:00 UTC  

Right wing potty squads

2017-08-08 16:42:00 UTC  

Yeah were having to plan a pooping schedule. If you can't see the ridiculousness of this then Idk what to say.

2017-08-08 16:42:08 UTC  

But once its considered.. Its something to ponder lol dont want it shut down early bc they starved us out of it

2017-08-08 16:42:16 UTC  

Someone WILL have to use thw restroom and someone WILL get jumped.

2017-08-08 16:42:51 UTC  

Why are these people cucking over shlomo tricks. Fuck them. Strap on a set of balls and let's do this.

2017-08-08 16:43:01 UTC  

Literally no other gathering woulf face this lmao

2017-08-08 16:43:02 UTC  

Also with our luck it will be pouring down rain on top of it.

2017-08-08 16:43:22 UTC  

@lurlina | WV : stop ✋

2017-08-08 16:43:31 UTC  

Lol ok?

2017-08-08 16:43:46 UTC  

No more complaining.

2017-08-08 16:44:05 UTC  

We have legitimate concerns.

2017-08-08 16:44:22 UTC  

Pooping ain't the issue. Having to piss from staying hydrated is.

2017-08-08 16:44:47 UTC  

Do you guys even take creatine? My day consists of pissing

2017-08-08 16:45:08 UTC  

I drink a lot of water y'all lol

2017-08-08 16:45:19 UTC  

@lurlina | WV embrace the suck. If a full bladder and a little rain is black pilling, it's time to reevaluate your commitment