damn

i guess i'm court jester

let me get on my court jester hat

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get in!

I get the feeling there are going to be a lot of irrelevant security guys standing around waving their arms while screaming "respect mah authortai!"

AM I BEING BOWLTAINED!?

I WANT TO TALK TO MY BOWLYER

HE DIDN'T ROOF ME MY DYLRANDA RIGHTS

lolol

Seriously though, it is sad when the individual groups going are coordinating and organizing with one another more than the actual official organizers are.

ah welllllll

Bowl Patrol gonna be out in force, with or without *muh clearance*

So for all this talk about "pertinant information" I went and checked the pinned messages in all the relevant channels. Not one thing about not showing up early. I saw a call asking for security, but haven't seen anything pinned about there being official security details.

In a call

cool

Delet this

lol

@WhiteTrash we need DS role

Can barely see muh name

there is one but i lost it when i got kicked for asking azzmador to speak

yeah i know this color was the worst possible one they could've picked

That gayboi @Fevs has it and we don't smdb

lol

happy birthday @Fevs

🍰

I bet he had a good time at Chippendale's

lol

Yeah, hearing back from a few of my higher ups.

No one knew these "official" organizers existed.

great communication and organization!

The official organizers were Keyser Soze the whole time

lol

the greatest trick the bowl ever pulled was convincing the world that he existed

This honestly explains why everyone and their mothers thinks they are the primary organizers and all the groups have just been working among themselves. Because the official organizers didn't bother to let anyone know they existed.

anyways i gotta get some rest so i can work nightshift tomorrow

lets try to unite the right and communicate with all the groups involved

❤

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