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2019-11-14 23:37:47 UTC  

I mean

2019-11-14 23:37:52 UTC  

government contractor

2019-11-14 23:38:04 UTC  

<:pepesmug:589101277879992339>

2019-11-14 23:38:04 UTC  

I had to do beaucoup background checks to get my job

2019-11-14 23:38:17 UTC  

And I'm just a vending monkey

2019-11-14 23:39:51 UTC  

Fun fact, I can bypass the TSA because of my government employee ID

2019-11-14 23:39:53 UTC  

<:pepesmug:589101277879992339>

2019-11-14 23:40:09 UTC  

Sweet, for the identity verification I can actually fucking give just my passport

2019-11-14 23:40:12 UTC  

that's it

2019-11-14 23:40:15 UTC  

thank u gummint

2019-11-14 23:40:36 UTC  

I still have to go down to the police station to file this fucking thing though

2019-11-14 23:40:40 UTC  

EH, as long as it's as drop safe

2019-11-14 23:40:47 UTC  

I need to replace screens all the time

2019-11-14 23:41:00 UTC  

So it's not like I take showers with my phone

2019-11-14 23:42:59 UTC  

Same. Get a galaxy active, I think they're only like 150 on there. Rugged little phones.

2019-11-14 23:43:08 UTC  

is the verification last step or first step of job application

2019-11-14 23:43:13 UTC  

last step

2019-11-14 23:43:19 UTC  

ive already signed the employment contract, etc

2019-11-14 23:43:29 UTC  

<:xok:641389392824369173>

2019-11-14 23:43:40 UTC  

nice go get that taxpayer money

2019-11-14 23:43:51 UTC  

straight outta hs, 43k a year and they pay for a vocational college it degree

2019-11-14 23:43:58 UTC  

notbad.jpg

2019-11-14 23:44:05 UTC  

what position

2019-11-14 23:44:14 UTC  

just an apprentice it consultant

2019-11-14 23:44:27 UTC  

since haha consulting they toss me confidentiality shit out the wazoo

2019-11-14 23:44:56 UTC  

AUD or USD?

2019-11-14 23:45:00 UTC  

aud

2019-11-14 23:45:43 UTC  

That's really good if essentially it's a paid internship

2019-11-14 23:45:59 UTC  

Get that money, you retard

2019-11-14 23:46:12 UTC  

Droid is a good boi

2019-11-14 23:46:23 UTC  

Background checks are annoying tho

2019-11-14 23:47:00 UTC  

I have to drive half an hour to get these fucking documents witnessed so my working rights can be confirmed

2019-11-14 23:53:37 UTC  

@Droidbot is it true that a Bush fire means getting from one major city to the other means circumnavigating the entire country?

2019-11-14 23:55:10 UTC  

Aye it's Droid-chan

2019-11-14 23:56:05 UTC  

nig

2019-11-14 23:56:06 UTC  

can’t Australia just kill their wild animals like all civilized counties did millions years ago <:pepesmug:589101277879992339>

2019-11-14 23:56:20 UTC  

how can you lose yo birds

2019-11-14 23:57:30 UTC  

To be fair, they're big birds

2019-11-14 23:58:03 UTC  

Man. I wish dodos were still alive.

2019-11-14 23:58:14 UTC  

RIP @Dodo

2019-11-14 23:58:28 UTC  

youre a dodo @Pawp