Message from @Herr Schmidt - MI
Discord ID: 339597099832311810
Just enough to freak them out
.95 a piece is cheap
posionous *spiders*
or venemous
or whatever the fuck the spergs say it is
fuck spriders on so many levels
If we can about $10k we could get antifa in lee park barricaded and then drop water balloon spiders on them with catapults
I'll handle spiders as long as someone else handles the snakes
Physocyclus mexicanus
Family Pholcidae (cellar, daddy longleg spiders)
This gregarious or quasi-social spider can be common in parts of Arizona, where it may be found in rodent burrows and wood rat (packrat). It is of the round-belied cellar spiders, body about the size of a baby pea, long and slender legs, very small fangs and enormous genitalia.
That's like 10000 venomous spiders
Mexican spiders ha
Ironic
>enormous genitalia
ENORMOURS
GERNITALIAR
So the spiders just rape people to death or what
They're like Somalians
If I don't see a MOAB then I'll be sorely disappointed
IN SELF DEFENSE
I guess Mexican spiders that rape people to death makes sense
They give you GRIDS by raping through your flesh
Calling in an A10 on antifa in self defense
Calling 911 and hiding in self defense
I've got at least 100 gallons of muriatic acid that we could put in water balloons to toss to antifa in self defense
so many pranks bro
We could put a bunch of banana peels out and when they rush us they'll slip on the banana peels and we can release our spooky creatures on them
As long as their laced with bacon and gluten
We can starve a few hogs for like a week and then feed them some raw ground beef on the opposite side of the barricade and then let antifa play with them
I have pigs
I have 5 or 6
Also if you really want to have a good time
Buy a mean alpine billy goat
And really piss him off
Beat the shit out of him, smack him around
Make him really hate people
Then you **** in the door of an antifa flophouse and throw him in and nail it shut, including the windows, and laugh
We could let hundreds of pigs loose on Antifa. That would at least cause some serious chaos
Hundreds?
Jesus.