Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 623911718745276456


2019-09-18 15:57:17 UTC  

How about a user being able to have any freaking angle they want with a split keyboard?
How about numpad being wherever you want and not on the right (fuck lefties, right)

2019-09-18 15:57:45 UTC  

We left handed people are the most oppressed

2019-09-18 15:57:46 UTC  

I mean sure, if you do something other than data entry, programming, or gaming I could see it not being useful

2019-09-18 15:57:55 UTC  

The leftists have stole our thing

2019-09-18 15:58:03 UTC  

Okay on the left handed argument you kinda got a point lol

2019-09-18 15:58:03 UTC  

Down with the false lefties

2019-09-18 15:58:26 UTC  

Those huge spacestation typewriter immitations are anything but ergonomic, but you get used to them and you worship this half-baked thing because you are used to it and you will defend it even if it is obviously defective

2019-09-18 15:58:34 UTC  

That's how apple fanyboying works

2019-09-18 15:58:41 UTC  

Congratulations you've made exactly one good argument this entire time

2019-09-18 15:59:11 UTC  

BEEG KAYBOARDS ARE GOOD BECAUSE I LOIKE THEM HURR

2019-09-18 15:59:17 UTC  

And no, you're hilariously wrong on the slant. I even explained to you how a small degree of slant is useful

2019-09-18 15:59:28 UTC  

because it reduces motion for multiple keys

2019-09-18 15:59:38 UTC  

Not everyone likes to have a battlestation on their table

2019-09-18 16:00:22 UTC  

There is a reason these exist, yaknow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/623911192213323776/30_12x4.jpg

2019-09-18 16:00:52 UTC  

Heck, you can go absolute minimalism

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/623911324040036363/30_10x3.jpg

2019-09-18 16:01:14 UTC  

Well sucks to be them, if your desk is for working at the computer why the fuck would you whine about space taken up by the keyboard unless it literally doesn't fit?

2019-09-18 16:01:47 UTC  

It will never fit, because keybpard does not need to be that big

2019-09-18 16:01:51 UTC  

No reason at all

2019-09-18 16:02:08 UTC  

It does if you want comfort, efficiency, and no carpel tunnel

2019-09-18 16:02:09 UTC  

It ain't a mechanical typewriter that has to be this big

2019-09-18 16:02:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/623911709484253188/Ergo_Dox_Perfection.jpeg

2019-09-18 16:02:31 UTC  

No capral tunnel

2019-09-18 16:02:46 UTC  

The most adjustable keyboard there ever was

2019-09-18 16:03:13 UTC  

Each hand gets to sit at whatever angle you deem comfy

2019-09-18 16:03:44 UTC  

>qwerty

2019-09-18 16:03:49 UTC  

Heck, they can sit on the sides of your table if that's how your hands feel morst comfy

2019-09-18 16:03:56 UTC  

qwerty sucks

2019-09-18 16:04:10 UTC  

it is literally a holdover of the telegraph era

2019-09-18 16:04:32 UTC  

It just persisted because people got used to the typewriter layout

2019-09-18 16:05:13 UTC  

There was no research for it beyond relocating letters so far from each other that the arms of the typewriter would not hit each-other

2019-09-18 16:05:18 UTC  

That's literally it

2019-09-18 16:05:49 UTC  

There is exponentially more research in Dvorak and Colemak

2019-09-18 16:06:04 UTC  

Those were actually derivatives of some thought

2019-09-18 16:06:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/623912649284911107/IMG_20190530_190450.jpg

2019-09-18 16:06:21 UTC  

And I'm telling you that there's accidental efficiency in some slant because a hand-aligned up from F gets you R and T 's corner and a hand-aligned down gets you C and V's' corners.

2019-09-18 16:06:21 UTC  

B.eggs have to go

2019-09-18 16:06:34 UTC  

The degree of slant on a typewriter is retarded

2019-09-18 16:06:36 UTC  

Slant is not efficiency

2019-09-18 16:06:39 UTC  

but no slant is just as retarded

2019-09-18 16:06:47 UTC  

It is literally dictated by mechanical layout