Message from @r.lupus

Discord ID: 625492646902628382


2019-09-23 00:41:57 UTC  

>No Churchill tank

2019-09-23 00:42:03 UTC  

yea you find me a real panzer 4 for sale you absolute brainlet

2019-09-23 00:42:06 UTC  

Russian might as well build my own tank

2019-09-23 00:42:14 UTC  

Tfw they try towing your panther off because someone hit you with a red flag law

2019-09-23 00:42:26 UTC  

xD

2019-09-23 00:42:37 UTC  

technically owning a tank in germany is legal

2019-09-23 00:42:48 UTC  

Same here in Texas

2019-09-23 00:42:51 UTC  

the gun is a problem

2019-09-23 00:42:57 UTC  

Same with flame throwers

2019-09-23 00:43:03 UTC  

but you can disable it then you have your own tank

2019-09-23 00:43:11 UTC  

sam for machettes

2019-09-23 00:43:16 UTC  

they are gardening tools

2019-09-23 00:43:24 UTC  

the gun is good

2019-09-23 00:43:39 UTC  

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2019-09-23 00:43:53 UTC  

a hunting bow that can penetrate bulletproof vests is considered sportequipment, same for a sword

2019-09-23 00:43:53 UTC  

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2019-09-23 00:44:03 UTC  

@r.lupus Not quite. You can own the decommissioned tank with little paperwork
What is very hard is to get paperwork to keep that cannon activated

2019-09-23 00:44:17 UTC  

yea as i said

2019-09-23 00:44:28 UTC  

you can have a tank but you gotta disable the canon

2019-09-23 00:44:32 UTC  

>imagining thinking its a Jewish plot instead of a german or chinese plot

2019-09-23 00:44:49 UTC  

>imagining it actualy happened

2019-09-23 00:45:16 UTC  

>imagining it didn't happening

2019-09-23 00:45:27 UTC  

There is also a clause that states that your decomissioned tank has to bear "obvious signs" that it is not armed

2019-09-23 00:45:31 UTC  

>imagining they were build in the first place

2019-09-23 00:45:33 UTC  

Whatever that entails

2019-09-23 00:45:37 UTC  

>imagine thinking it had only one group behind it

2019-09-23 00:45:38 UTC  

>imagining that I haven’t prepared my secret nuclear bomb to take out Jerusalem tomorrow at 12

2019-09-23 00:45:44 UTC  

yea german laws are sketchy

2019-09-23 00:46:02 UTC  

Fun fact: twin towers were made with a crapton of asbestos

2019-09-23 00:46:07 UTC  

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2019-09-23 00:46:07 UTC  

We need Zardoz

2019-09-23 00:46:20 UTC  

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2019-09-23 00:46:36 UTC  

Maybe doing a "terrorist attac" on them were less expensive than paying off all the lung cancer patients that ever worked in those?

2019-09-23 00:46:52 UTC  

there is never enough internet

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2019-09-23 00:46:59 UTC  

Why do I feel hateful all of the sudden?

2019-09-23 00:47:11 UTC  

idk maybe you ate a hat

2019-09-23 00:47:34 UTC  

It's because your peen cannot reach uranus

2019-09-23 00:47:34 UTC  

Perhaps

2019-09-23 00:47:36 UTC  

ah come on dont fix your misspelling thats gay