Imagine the pull he would attract. This future will be glorious. Hail Pewdiepie

o/

First the frogs turned gay, now the dolphins have turned into drug addicts.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4207640/Dolphins-using-blowfish-poison-HIGH.html

https://twitter.com/polnewsforever/status/887428104905515008

Who's ready for some more Shiaposting!!!!!!!

What state??

Imagine if you tell me Virginia right now

I'd become the greatest thing to happen in the past 5 years of all human life

cville

it must be

Lmao swastikas in bound

mfw HWNDU is coming back:

hwndu guys are talking about putting it on a boat

https://twitter.com/Luke_Turner/status/887402770709524480

Hope you don't mind me stealing that?

I stole it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish we could get Alex Jones to attend

I mean, I do a pretty good impression.

Feed me a few beers at the after party and it'll be like having the real deal.

^

V true

Instead of looking for Kyle, we'll be screaming "literal!"... "Goblins!" at the after party.

@junker

If you hear somebody yelling about holograms, rest assured, it'll be me.

^^^

Is it odd that I unironically listen to the Alex Jones folk song?

It's very catchy