Message from @Ayylmao

Discord ID: 599074622687936542


2019-07-12 03:03:00 UTC  

i bet you call the sun sol dont you

2019-07-12 03:03:40 UTC  

Because it's not the *only* sun!

2019-07-12 03:03:49 UTC  

Is this Final Fantasy or some shit?

2019-07-12 03:06:00 UTC  

And Sol is more technically correct than me using Luna.. but it's workable from Lunar.. and it got the point across, didn't it.

2019-07-12 03:06:11 UTC  

no

2019-07-12 03:06:19 UTC  

might as well call the sun fucking helio tbh

2019-07-12 03:06:22 UTC  

sounds less gay

2019-07-12 03:06:27 UTC  

You knew what I meant. :P

2019-07-12 03:06:37 UTC  

its called the sun

2019-07-12 03:06:54 UTC  

i want to make a ham fisted pony joke so bad right now

2019-07-12 03:06:56 UTC  

By NPCs.

2019-07-12 03:07:44 UTC  

More apt, only NPCs insist that it must be so.

2019-07-12 03:07:59 UTC  

@Ayylmao what happens when you ask to a pony to allow you to give it a rough fisting

2019-07-12 03:07:59 UTC  

?

2019-07-12 03:08:14 UTC  

i dunno, she always says *neigh*

2019-07-12 03:08:17 UTC  

it says neigh

2019-07-12 03:08:18 UTC  

Oof.

2019-07-12 03:08:26 UTC  

fuck you bruj i just made that joke

2019-07-12 03:08:27 UTC  

u fuck

2019-07-12 03:08:36 UTC  

Pwnt.

2019-07-12 03:08:40 UTC  

the hivemind is getting stronger

2019-07-12 03:09:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/599074706854772759/download.jpg

2019-07-12 03:09:28 UTC  

That joke is in the annuls at this point.

2019-07-12 03:09:35 UTC  

what happens when you shove a roast ham up little boots ass?

2019-07-12 03:10:06 UTC  

what

2019-07-12 03:10:23 UTC  

what do you mean what

2019-07-12 03:10:32 UTC  
2019-07-12 03:10:34 UTC  

this guy

2019-07-12 03:11:27 UTC  

well fuck.
my company just went full "how do you do fellow kids"
they sent an email about getting employees do the stupid bottle cap challenge thing

2019-07-12 03:13:12 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl no, I don’t shove you up my ass. I’m not into vore.

2019-07-12 03:13:30 UTC  

Srs, though. I do hope that we manage to get a good foothold up there.

2019-07-12 03:14:01 UTC  

why

2019-07-12 03:14:30 UTC  

Hope.

2019-07-12 03:14:57 UTC  

It'd be great if more corporations would just stop pandering so hard that its obvious.

2019-07-12 03:15:44 UTC  

Also, exploitation of space.

2019-07-12 03:15:57 UTC  

But mostly hope.

2019-07-12 03:17:42 UTC  

space, just like earth is a slut. a whore. a cheap skank
made solely to take human dick

2019-07-12 03:18:23 UTC  

Hope of what? That a small handful of rich people can escape earth while those who couldn't afford the escape shuttle watch the lift off?

2019-07-12 03:18:45 UTC  

thats colonial talk, marine

2019-07-12 03:18:52 UTC  

depends on what you define by rich people

2019-07-12 03:19:01 UTC  

Just as I'm flying several thousand miles home.