Message from @Timeward

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2019-07-13 14:31:07 UTC  

yes thats the thing

2019-07-13 14:31:07 UTC  

> inb4 it was all a ruse and they are opening it to the public

2019-07-13 14:31:21 UTC  

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-13 14:31:29 UTC  

fucking tourist attraction

2019-07-13 14:31:34 UTC  

Id rather that be the case tbh

2019-07-13 14:31:41 UTC  

Area 51 has too much interest to be a functional base

2019-07-13 14:31:58 UTC  

I bet they don't do top secret stuff there for a long time already

2019-07-13 14:32:05 UTC  

I hope the minefield map is up to date tbh

2019-07-13 14:32:16 UTC  

So it being opened for tourism may be a smart move

2019-07-13 14:32:19 UTC  

if theyre going to privatize it some poor asshole will have to dig them up

2019-07-13 14:33:08 UTC  

There are people parked in campervans on the hills nearby just peeking at area 51

2019-07-13 14:33:19 UTC  

Peeking with telescopes

2019-07-13 14:33:39 UTC  

With that much scrutiny why would military keep it?

2019-07-13 14:33:40 UTC  

yeah that alone would make classified prototype testing impossible at the base

2019-07-13 14:33:57 UTC  

unless theyre literally invisible

2019-07-13 14:34:06 UTC  

On the other hand Area 51 is a prerfect distraction

2019-07-13 14:34:20 UTC  

like, wonder woman's invisible airplane levels of invisible

2019-07-13 14:34:22 UTC  

If you know they are all looking there, they can test at any other area

2019-07-13 14:34:29 UTC  

mhm

2019-07-13 14:34:48 UTC  

Inb4 no actual minefield

2019-07-13 14:35:08 UTC  

its just talk to make it look like the base is used

2019-07-13 14:35:10 UTC  

Gotta give it to the US govt for not being cunts and not just shooting those peekers of area 51

2019-07-13 14:35:15 UTC  

inb4 its a big meme and nothing happens, just some people show up to a base and they show em around

2019-07-13 14:35:36 UTC  

I mean who would even know that people were killed there? In a literal middle of nowhere?

2019-07-13 14:35:51 UTC  

if the "shadow gov" of the us is at all smart in any fucking way

2019-07-13 14:35:54 UTC  

US govt would totally get away with it

2019-07-13 14:36:03 UTC  

Just another person missing

2019-07-13 14:36:10 UTC  

they wouldve moved the stuff from the base away a long time ago

2019-07-13 14:36:59 UTC  

where area 54

2019-07-13 14:37:16 UTC  

area 76

2019-07-13 14:37:18 UTC  

😎

2019-07-13 14:38:30 UTC  

I'd use a51 as a base that does brainstorming on ideas that aren't worth being top secret.

2019-07-13 14:38:34 UTC  

🚬

2019-07-13 14:39:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/599610771722207232/image0-160.jpg

2019-07-13 14:39:54 UTC  

weirdo

2019-07-13 14:40:45 UTC  

fake sock puppet

2019-07-13 14:40:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/599611201848213504/pedos_nazi.jpg

2019-07-13 14:40:54 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-07-13 14:40:59 UTC  

does that even meme?

2019-07-13 14:41:15 UTC