euroes are smol and feel like fake to the touch

Europe is like, opposite of communism@lol

It’s very corporatist

Insanely so

Anti govt support etc

Swiss Francs are weird as fuck

Why is a fiver in coin form

Corporate endgoal is communism

Cause Swiss

Consume product, become excited for next product

uhh cos it aint worth shit probably

You get 1.3 francs for a pound

No individuality or choice. Just consume product.

I’m done

Completed the passport check level

Now I’m in the safe zone until next level on flight

Can you scream bomb yet?

When I’m on the plane

Tfw I checked in over a month ago ans can glide through the airport <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

in flight right?

wait until airborne

I can only get so erect

I checked in ages ago jack

But the security bit

Was chaos

Always is

London city airport is good

are you at Schipol?

Yea

I am

it's fucking insane

Having a woman scream at me yesterday in Edinburgh for not walking up behind someone at 5am was fun

can verify

ThAnk you!

just got a text from the dark brotherhood
replied STOP to discontinue these types of messages

Couldn’t even find it for ages lmao

We know

😦

Not you, the other one

dayum :/ https://twitter.com/BBCTech/status/1151082861539266560?s=20

top skills on my resume are reverse image searching and tanning