I can fix that if you’d like.

@livid_scrooge What did you do? Fuxk your husband or the door knob?

Bring out the big fish hooks.

And slap big ass fucking bait on them

And hang them here

@TEABAG!!! Yeah and the day you got me to get you

Yeah this is like two retarded aliens trying to communicate

What is this

The sentence structure is so jarring

Of both of you

Yes... Because the door knob is just a pain in the ass or the front bum. It's horrible when you catch yourself on it.

Front bum?

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' do you know what a door knob is?

Yes?

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' fanny!

We don’t have them here Because were not gay

So be it, I don’t have the right of way when it comes to disagreeing, maybe it’s for the best

Come on now, don’t get down

Making me feel bad

Either way ... It makes you walk funny out the door .

Indeed

I walk funny Either way Rn

So eh

No you need an excuse for walking funny. .. seriously, because if you're a woman - you don't want someone to think you don't know how to insert Tampax.

But at least I can pretend I came back from ‘nam or something

>woman

Careful now

Well it happened to my friend once and she walked in funny. Then said that it may have gone in the wrong way. It turns out her front bum spat it out.

It happens.

inb4 teabag is a wahmen

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What a fucking story mark

I have pulled my neck while pressing a turd out on a toilet seat
I suffered the most BOOMER INJURY IMAGINABLE

Fuck my life

Yeah but I would hate to have my front sausage caught in a zipper

Now imagine you get your sausage hair stuck in the zipper

I once had my foreskin stuck in a zipper

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Please don’t

The only downside of having it really

Cut niggas be inferior