douse the horses and carriages with gasoline indiscriminately and set them all alight

so like all the knowledge wasn't lost

The horses are second class citizens here at Equestria, unfortunately!

I think I'll write a story about how a magical portal to another realm manifests in Detroit, and a bunch of hostile ponies pour through to invade.

It's fine, ponies don't need light what with all the friendship

And then they're gunned down.

like we care, I'm shooting everyone in whatever place you are on sight

enjoy your friendship in hell pony

kek

<:GetDownOnTheBarn:590619824640753697>

You got a mouse in your pocket?

MrNumbers, you seem a little on *edge*, may I introduce to you the power of friendship?

I've never seen MLP so I don't actually know how embarrassing it *should* be to be more than 7 years old and "into" the series

but I suspect very embarrassing

I'm cool man, but ponies gotta go

@n meowzers Might want to look at Byzantines the Romans who still lived in the middle ages

@MrNumbers Would you care to join in our friendship circle?

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-warhammer40000-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-13287986

sire thing, let me grab a few things from my safe...."friendship box"

Ooo! Roleplay! We here at ponyville love roleplay

It is speculated that calcium phosphide—made by boiling bones in urine, within a closed vessel—was an ingredient of some ancient Greek fire formulas.[4]

Ok, great!

holy shit

Take your time!

"I used to be a brony like you, then I took an arrow to the throat."

imagine boiling bones in urine and then throwing explosive powder at enemies

Ponies don't need arrows, we have magic

lol yearspastmatter

The magic of friendship

My god, this server is accending.

<:betterthanyou:588043426155593728> fucking romans man

Das right, Sparklez

How about high-powered sniper rifles?

We only use pure Zyklon here in Equestria!

I'll just pull up with my Shika and gun down all those pesky pegasi.

What with all the bakeries we have here

.50 BMG, blow holes through all of them and turn them into glue

sell the horsemeat to the chinese

Horses are scum

I thot the french ate horsemeat