Why

And 4, they fight to the death and the last guys alive find aliens and free energy devices and shit

They'd be stuck at the gates. Fences are probably electrified so after the firs tperson does the electric slide nobody else'd be keen to

That or Nazi scientists

Just plough the fence with a truck lol

also Area 51 is likely the least interesting facility in that region

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350989772820447242/598569657494142996/20a12f077795f694bf71199d936f2986c1be923aa9d4823a18ae764350cc5014_1.jpg.jpg

Kek

'cause it's the one "in the public eye" so to speak

This is the "why have guns when the army has nukes" debate

you want the fun stuff you wanna hit up the Tonopah Test Range and other such areas

I don't think they're gonna be okay with gunning down civilians

Or gunning down lots of civilians at once I should say

Not quite. This is one which they can actually force the civilians to comply

I bet area 51 got lowest tier shit. Everyone knows ot. It's a distracrion facility

The issue with fighter jets is they can't search a house for contraband.
You're not wrong that soldiers likely wouldn't like it, but they also likely don't have to shoot anyone, let alone most of them.

Area 51 is where they're making Catgirls

Unfortunately they used Hillary Clinton as a genetic base

Good thing that it's far more likely that China's the one that'll produce 'em

Fuck Junior, no nepotism allowed

Hah

So amusingly....
https://discordapp.com/channels/462008211378012160/598762150810615808/599273593800491009
My sources say that is probably the Little Boy model that the Bradbury Museum has.

But if we have the God-Emperor, it's only fitting his loyal son gets the throne as well

Nepotism is good when it benefits me

^

@Edelgard von Hresvelg why? When the Gid Emperor is immortal?

It's only nepotism if he appoints his son to the throne

if we *elect* his son it's not nepotism

I'm on good terms with higher ups at Cedar Point, so I get front of the line passes whenever I go

Because I want Gulliman and his blue boys

*Raughs in 400 pts of fuck you*

Tfw no cute blue alien BF

*Found the Tau player*

Given my proclivities, I'm fine without a blue alien bf

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I want a genetically modified catgirl waifu

Fucking fight me

i've got a miqo'te machinist