The fact that it didnt occur to him beforehand makes him pretty dumb, huh?

"my gf had sex with someone else before me ewww"

ungrateful cretin

Yeah, my future boyfriend might have slept with someone else. But I'm the one going to blow his fuggin mind.

See its not guys who are successfully sexually active that piss me off. Its the fucking inconcievably dense cunts who find some way to cheapen it.

I will BREAK HIS FUCKING PELVIS

https://i.redd.it/9v4b3x772da31.jpg

The birb is the worb.

What actually drives me closest to physical violence is hearing fuckers bitch about having to buy their girlfriend shit on holidays

All I want to do is just mash computer bits together, shoot and occasionally cook.

and somehow im a misogynist for it

Wait, are you male or female?

Transfemale 🤷

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgMTsQXg3Q

then I dunno.

You just assumed someone's gender, you trash.

Idc

Transfemale is fake male or fake female?

No, I asked first, actually

Fake female

Ah

It's whatevs tho

So hard to know nowadays, you gotta ask.

Not really.

Stop using Astolfo as your role-model ya git

I'm not arsed if you call me a dude

I'm gonna go raid area 51 to purge the xenos scum

lewd rude crude bag of rude food dude

Astolfo is a trap, not a transwoman.

purge^^

Big difference.

Uhhh

Small diff

Traps are men, still identify as a man but choose to express themselves in a female manner.

Maybe if I wait long enough for the market to be flooded with trans-whatsits I'll become a rare commodity

Transwomen don't identify as men.

Trans are just traps post identity crisis

Can't wait till the nibbas storming area 51 are greeted by an empty facility because everything was secretly moved through the stargate by then and the stargate beamed into orbit by Prometheus.

If you want a bit more knowledge you can watch Monroe's video on traps.

Prometheus was such a shite movie