So yes, I killed everything I could succeed a will roll against. And I invested alot in will-bonuses until I got the advantage to ignore seduction entirely

Why does that mention of a whip make it 200% more sexual

My Whip did Fire, Holy, and Electric damage

Kinky

(Don't hate the player, hate the game)

Tbh, I didn't even know what the game was about when I played it. He called it "Monster Girl Quest" and i didn't know what it was until like 2 months after it ended from my consistant "Kill or be seduced" policy as a Chaste knight.

Jesus christ what a degenerate :^ )

@Jack of Trades I'll take that as a compliment

Could be worse though, it could be like how I played Dark Heresy as an assassin in an Armored body glove. Which can be summarized as an Armored Gimp suit, while armed with a silent sniper rifle and sword.

You referring to the 40k tabletop?

Yeah, 40k PnP for that one.

That's the one

the fuckers who made discordgg.ga are planning something for July 27th. Don't click any links and maybe don't even log in to discord on that day.
https://twitter.com/takedowntown2/status/1151555787216564225?s=19

I played a Feral World Psyker

So I ran him like a shaman kinda

I use the Body Glove and Chameleoline coating on my gear. So i can gain +40 stealth bonus

I was asked to tell an aristocrats fortune, so I rolled some bones an said "Your fortune will come when the Moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars"

:^ )

Oh, another game I did was I played a DUNE campaign.

I am not so sure about the 7th house, but Mars aligning with Jupiter does sound like tratior Tech priests to me

freaking out and not logging into discord is a brainlet tier reaction and is probably what they want you to do

I remember I also had a GM ragequit deathwatch

Hmm?

It's 40k but as spacemarines. I made a Librarian blood angel. I rolled my basic stats (before adding the chapter mods) and i got between 43-50 on my stats. Near perfect

then I rolled my armor, my armor was a MK 4 suit and I got the best armor histories ever. I got +20 to strength bonus from my Armor history as it said "Strength bonus" rather than strength in rites of battle. Then my armor gave +20 charisma by default (25 if i wore no helm), I got +10 agility from corvus legs armor history, and +1 fear factor as my armor is always covered in blood and it never comes off.

So at the start i'm a psyker with 50 strength, (30 strength bonus), 53 Agility, and 75 charisma without a helm.

I feel like getting charisma and fear at once is kinda contradictory

the Armor by default gives Charisma bonus

the older the armor, the more charisma

But it's covered in blood

then my armor adds +20 to strength for default. So my strength in armor is 70, with a SB of 5*

whoops, forgot you don't do 10s

so I add +7 to all attacks in melee damage

which is doubled for being a marine

If som 7 feet tall guy in full body suit stands before me, covered in blood, my first thought isn't exactly going to be "oh, what a sympathetic fellow"

Then you're a heretic.

And will be purged.

The Omnissiah protects

so I got +14 to all attacks, and I add my Psy bonus for being a psyker which is 2. I got +16 with a force sword. Its perfect

So i go the whole game, never using psychic powers without the Chaplain telling me to use them

Then I gained artificer armor 2 months in, got another +10 to agility, and 2 more armor histories. Which got me a Mk 3 helmet, and a modified MK 4 chest piece with an Iron collar. The helmet gives an additional +5 charisma.