Message from @Xaverius

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2019-07-24 09:19:53 UTC  

they are quite literally doing god's work

2019-07-24 09:20:03 UTC  

Lucifer as the fallen angel and so on was something manufactured in ~~the middle ages~~ general post-Roman era going on from like two offhand sentences in the old testament

2019-07-24 09:20:54 UTC  

its because it went from an ancient religion wth personable deities to when the orthodoxy wanted an unerring complete authority

2019-07-24 09:21:53 UTC  

They couldn't have God and the one who questions God treated as moral equals

2019-07-24 09:22:08 UTC  

basically

2019-07-24 09:22:25 UTC  

old testament you have people talking to god as if he was physically there

2019-07-24 09:22:36 UTC  

almost on the level of greek gods

2019-07-24 09:23:23 UTC  

based and shadpilled

2019-07-24 09:23:36 UTC  

I'm pretty sure Church of Satan is a troll church

2019-07-24 09:23:45 UTC  

it is

2019-07-24 09:23:47 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-07-24 09:24:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/603517720847450115/EAMfHHRU8AAZqA1.png

2019-07-24 09:24:00 UTC  

and it works

2019-07-24 09:24:24 UTC  

american government : no taxes for churches
shitposters : what if we made a church about satan
american government : surprised pikachu face

2019-07-24 09:24:25 UTC  

No it's serious

2019-07-24 09:24:28 UTC  

it's just not theistic

2019-07-24 09:24:49 UTC  

Some people suspect it's all a DMT trip, because acacia contains it like ayahuasca.

2019-07-24 09:25:09 UTC  

Moses and the burning bush

2019-07-24 09:25:35 UTC  

@Ayylmao @randomNPCno3 Here we go

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer#Background

So basically in that text someone metaphorically calls the babylonian king "the shining one", personified from Venus (which was common in ancient religions) and then someone mangled the translation several times.

2019-07-24 09:26:03 UTC  

The word Haylel happens only once in the bible <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-07-24 09:26:15 UTC  

?

2019-07-24 09:26:41 UTC  

And later, christianity used the Venus personification as a shortcut to call the constructed adversary a Lucifer

2019-07-24 09:26:43 UTC  

at least christfags dont pretend the bible is a legit 100% unedited work from the original draft *cough* kuran *cough*

2019-07-24 09:26:49 UTC  

boom, instant belivers

2019-07-24 09:27:13 UTC  

a very roman thing to do

2019-07-24 09:27:21 UTC  

instant boom

2019-07-24 09:27:21 UTC  

they wanted a trickster like being

2019-07-24 09:27:27 UTC  

just like their greek animes

2019-07-24 09:27:45 UTC  

hitler was a roman god right?

2019-07-24 09:28:24 UTC  

hitlers plans were not convoluted enough to be a roman god

2019-07-24 09:28:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/603518873148325908/cringe.jpg

2019-07-24 09:28:55 UTC  

ow

2019-07-24 09:29:01 UTC  

@Ayylmao On the note of talking to gods like they were there, some psychologist had this bonkers theory that a few thousand years earlier, the human brain wasn't fully developed in regards to self-awareness, so the past experiences and memories were stored in the unconsciousness and presented to the conscious mind as hallucinations and voices.

2019-07-24 09:29:29 UTC  

The trickster is a mainstay of religion, but all it ever represents is the questioning of the narrative. Plenty of religions don't demonize this character though, they simply caution wariness when dealing with them

2019-07-24 09:29:50 UTC  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_(psychology)

This thing. I regard it as Däniken level shit, since this is nothing you can prove, but it's fun to think about.

2019-07-24 09:30:11 UTC  

oh daniken

2019-07-24 09:31:20 UTC  

@Ayylmao Well, daniken-level of credibility. This dude was called Jaynes. Actually a pretty nice theory explaining ancient myths and why miracles and divine manifestations seem to stop being common as you go towards antiquity

2019-07-24 09:31:24 UTC  

Is that that whole everyone has two consciences?

2019-07-24 09:31:49 UTC  

i dont think ancient brains were much different than we have now