Message from @randomNPCno3

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2019-07-24 09:07:26 UTC  

piss play, scat etc

2019-07-24 09:07:44 UTC  

So an average German evening

2019-07-24 09:07:51 UTC  

lmao

2019-07-24 09:08:14 UTC  

You probably have very little dignity to start with to, er, work, in the thot sector, but actually prostituting yourself to rich guys...

2019-07-24 09:09:11 UTC  

Then again, if you're a thot, you probably operate on the basic impulses of rich = good without having enough mental acuity to relate that to family prospects or otherwise furthering the species

2019-07-24 09:09:31 UTC  

They have a scewed idea of what dignity is. They think a bank balance=dignity

2019-07-24 09:09:50 UTC  

eh some of them have some good enough child birthing hips

2019-07-24 09:10:02 UTC  

when the thot career dies down they can just settle down with a new idenitity

2019-07-24 09:10:20 UTC  

and hope no one recognizes them

2019-07-24 09:11:24 UTC  

If they stop being basic bitch for a second

2019-07-24 09:12:14 UTC  

@Ayylmao Then again, biological clock is surprisingly helpful against thotness and they actually attempt to settle. Thots being thots, that'S how you get single moms, unfortunately.

2019-07-24 09:14:34 UTC  

>When satan is a blue checkmark.

2019-07-24 09:15:00 UTC  

some of them have actually have sharp noggins in terms of foresight, people like belle delphine she legit has some business sense in knowing how to ride trends

2019-07-24 09:15:07 UTC  

same goes to people like jake paul

2019-07-24 09:15:42 UTC  

Fuck that satan, this is the real nigga...

2019-07-24 09:16:11 UTC  

the church of satan went from epic prank to big yikes

2019-07-24 09:17:19 UTC  

started out by people who want to emphasize how exploitable it is to use religion to get tax excemption. and along the way, the grandson of the founder was a legit mall goth who thought he had actual demon powers

2019-07-24 09:18:15 UTC  

Lucifer means lightbringer, he was an angel and wasn't punished, but charged with being the adversary.

2019-07-24 09:19:04 UTC  

lucifer quite literally did and does nothing wrong

2019-07-24 09:19:35 UTC  

From what I know, Satan or ha'satan or the accuser or whatever, is the office tasked with trolling people to see if they keep their belief in god

2019-07-24 09:19:47 UTC  

thats right

2019-07-24 09:19:53 UTC  

they are quite literally doing god's work

2019-07-24 09:20:03 UTC  

Lucifer as the fallen angel and so on was something manufactured in ~~the middle ages~~ general post-Roman era going on from like two offhand sentences in the old testament

2019-07-24 09:20:54 UTC  

its because it went from an ancient religion wth personable deities to when the orthodoxy wanted an unerring complete authority

2019-07-24 09:21:53 UTC  

They couldn't have God and the one who questions God treated as moral equals

2019-07-24 09:22:08 UTC  

basically

2019-07-24 09:22:25 UTC  

old testament you have people talking to god as if he was physically there

2019-07-24 09:22:36 UTC  

almost on the level of greek gods

2019-07-24 09:23:23 UTC  

based and shadpilled

2019-07-24 09:23:36 UTC  

I'm pretty sure Church of Satan is a troll church

2019-07-24 09:23:45 UTC  

it is

2019-07-24 09:23:47 UTC  

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2019-07-24 09:24:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/603517720847450115/EAMfHHRU8AAZqA1.png

2019-07-24 09:24:00 UTC  

and it works

2019-07-24 09:24:24 UTC  

american government : no taxes for churches
shitposters : what if we made a church about satan
american government : surprised pikachu face

2019-07-24 09:24:25 UTC  

No it's serious

2019-07-24 09:24:28 UTC  

it's just not theistic