Sargon for Absolute Monarch of Europe

NOW

omg that would be a disaster

@SideTracker i would be a Constitutional Monarch

then i wouldn't have to worry about hunting accidents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w-cv2CJbfI

1/10th of the US troops was needed to nearly defeat the Vietnamese, except they were called back early before they could complete the task

This shows British supremacy in warfare.

@Napoleon Lee Scott you're assuming people wont murder you just because you're the monarch

that line of thought sure helped Lincoln am i right

oh boy

I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY EU4 JOKE

no you dont cause i play ck2

sidetracker you are just a troll spambot fanboi fucktard with sargons cum in your eye

no u

One of the things for Absolute Monarch is being a "6-6-6 Ruler in EU4"

But if you get a ruler that high, the game will do everything to kill that leader, most of the time its by a hunting accident

which Jake still hasn't patched which i find absolutly bs

let me have the chosen one ok

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo2dTzRdypY> June is such a bae. her recent shit is cringe

When your ruler is 665 and you get a 566 heir

Supporting saracen heathens over proper christian crusaders.

What is wrong with you?!

sargon shouldn't be allowed back into the UK due to hate law

fuck that would be funny

they can do that to visitors, not to their own citizens

nah, it'd just be another nail in the coffin of Airstrip One

my heirs are all gonna be 0777

They can deny entry to anyone whom isn't a British citizen

I have inherit permissions flagged.

Ur whom

Nigger

unless he's dual citizenship and they just strip his british one

Basically yeah

Niggers

Can we escalate this any further

Niggest

Niggliest

he will probably get bashed by antifa

Kinda too low profile for an assassination

For shame

That'd be hilarious