considering overcuck has gotten not a single actual content update since 2016 (game release)

'new heroes' being mostly just an excuse to add more cosmetic garbage that ruins the lootbox drop tables

Paladins got the "we ruined the game's economy" update, twice. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Yep

I never got Overwatch, it just felt so incredibly shallow as a game

I bought it, and regret doing so

and even the characters were just meh at best

Need to shill that gay agenda, because marketing, and china amirite.

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Well, at least they tried something. But their resolution to everoyne having millions of gold was to increase champion prices which shafted new players.

I would've watched a movie of it, but not a game

I got bored of Overwatch during the open beta weekend

controllers are gender neutral

Then someone gave it to me so ok, I played it every now and then for like three weeks.

I did buy the "all champions free forever" pack for Paladins. Two fucking weeks after that they went full jew.

like wtf are they doing?

Affirming me in being right in not buying anything ever <:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

Yep

I bought all gods pack for smite too

but with 3k hours clocked on that shitshow of a game, it was at least worth the money. Partially.

For me it was worth not having to spend 200 crystals on a voicepack

Because they did that after the "release"

I heard since they changed it back to gold, but it's probably some ridiculous sum

Nice insult after they were like "but we can't allow different voicepacks with different skins *like it used to be* because it would confuse new players".

Yet the crystal-only voices meant everyone was running around with the default announcer voice 👌

Stadia: Gender Neutral Controllers.

Blizzard.

'would confuse new players'

That was a great excuse, wasn't it

Smite tries to have exclusive voice pack on every god skin

Stadia: Gender Neutral Controllers.

Blizzard.

so that idea is shat on by themselves

Well, that too.

But it doesn't matter to me

Having bought the pack I was tolerating that and pitying the fools who didn't experience the glory days of beta

a glitch in SMite's systems gave me about 280 free chest rolls of a certain chest, giving me almost every item available in the game up until that point (including all voice packs, all newly added voice packs because I still have some left, and all emotes)

Oh, nice

just a shame that they've swept that chest under the rug because it having every item didn't work out when that meant people could actually use that chest to get some items cheaper than they should

and oh no we can't have people getting things for playing the game

Nothing like that in Paladins that I know of, unfortunately.

pay or shit yourselves
-LowRez company motto

The main jewery were the "events". Which in hirez parlance means "time limited skins, buy, BUY".

They then started putting those skins into the most expensive chests, meaning the gross amounts of crystals you spent went mainly into loading frames because those sperg spangles are truly the one event-exclusive thing. Also I hate them, because every single one of them is spinning on flashing, it's for fortnite adhd kids.

Later on, if you sold your kidney so you could afford the entire "event" they introduced a vault key which yo ucould use to buy older event's skins. Cool, eh? No. Because each event they *added a new vault-only skin*

And then there's the battle pass.

Which was fine at the beginning even though to get rewards that aren't pointless you had to spend crystals to activate the better half of it.

However, they eventually figured out that people had crystals left over at the end, so they made them happen every two months instead of 3-4 and you barely get your crystals back if yougrind the whole thing + the regular login rewards