A Federal Theocracy

we'd make a holy line between europe and the arabic lands

CHRISTIAN federal theocracy

Catholic Federal Theocracy

If you aren't Catholic or Eastern Orthodox you get Deus Vulted

christian, cuz the orthodox churches would be kind of upset, also the other version of christians too

They get DEUS VULTED

The other denominations have no crusading spirit

in nominae deum nostrum!!

Honestly though my DND settings version of Catholicism rules the European region through a Federal Theocracy

You may have your laws of man but all shall burn before the Holy Flame

Fuck, most of the Saints of the setting are people who have slaughtered countless to further the will of the Flame

adopt psychological warfare, put the enemies on spikes on the border as an example for others who would go against the holy church of Christ

I have a Vlad the impaler in the romanian area

Except he fought the Mongols and married his sister

gun ownership should be mandatory

||maybe this is why 2nd amendment exists||

bringing a knife to a gun fight

congratulations you played yourself

I even have a Charlemagne but all he did was conquer eastern europe

to be fair,

most muggers arent actually trying to kill the guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2WMjRvy7k4

and a knife is quieter

a lot quieter

but still

or use a bow

Or a spike

back then it was mandatory that you join the people's militia

the starting age was like 16 iirc

if we train the boys in archery,

they will be both strong and dextrous

and have a weapon to fight against invaders if all else fails

u can get a good compound bow for like 200 euros on amazon