I have to work at the dairy festival

In my town

I don't have a vehicle

@everyone It is absolutely essential that if it is possible in any way for you to make it to this event, you make that so.

This will be our debut to the nation and a showing of strength.

Nope

@Ronny TX Get a ride, take a bus, carpool

What is the deal with the original picture of the guy in the pink shirt? I don't know that meme.

I mean, if someone wants to come all the way to Abilene to pick me up and then drive me there and then drop me back off in Abilene, maybe

No idea it's just funny

I have to help with the milking contest

Is that a pink shirt? I thought it was white

Who is that?

Bro, you missed the last meet-up too. Are cow tests more important than fighting for the future of our race?

@Fox Tx

@Tedium it's a Beaty pageant milking contest

*teets

Cow teets

Titty bar

You're missing the meet-up to play with beautiful cow tits?

No

Milking a cow on a stage isnt as important as securing the existence of your entire race.

^^^

I get paid money

cow tits >>>

Ronny, look into ways to make it, check if any buses take routes going into major areas that guys might pass through on their way from DFW or Austin.

@Thomas Ryan I deeply apologize, but due to my limited age I can't make it. I would love to be there so much, however

Well that's one way to say it?

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Fox you should go. Fuck your pageant. Is that pay you're receiving worth losing a part of your history?

I have to make sure things go right

How much are they paying you to jerk off bulls?

700 dollars

I would pay 700 bucks to keep that statue up

Last year

Shit yeah that's a lot of money

Do you get to play with the girls' titties too?

No

Mine some cryptocurrency and quit bitching