Your beliefs tend to parallel Abrahamic beliefs more or less, but you're not really Christian, Muslim or Jewish

I'm somewhere between atheistic and agnostic

I find it hard to believe that Jesus was 100% made up, contrary to what a lot of hardcore atheists like to believe

A religion doesn't just spawn from nothing

Yeah especially of this caliber

If you want a religion based on falsehoods, I'd turn to Mormonism or scientology

The former is more controversial

I don't actually have an issue with the Mormon church itself

I could never be a Mormon

Nor could I

It was founded by a known con-man

That I didn't know

Why do you say that about scientology though

The Holy Book of scientology is litterally a science fiction novel

Or so I hear

But Scientology is a cult of rich people, not a true religion, in my eyes

Well it sounds almost like my favorite religious books of Clopology and Ponyism

Okay, the "science fiction" thing is inaccurate

More like fake science publication

Actually sounds like a NWO thing

It attempts to be that, yeah

A lot of celebrities are scientologist

It's got a significant presence in Hollywood

Most notably, the actor Tom Cruise is a scientologist

Kek
You know I would not be surprised if people start following it just because their favorite celebrities do

Whenever someone speaks ill of the church in the media, the church likes to sue

The especially like to try suing former members who speak out against the church

The Church's income was one of the reasons Marx shamed it so much

Well the church I'm referring to wasn't around when Marx was

I'm still referring to the church of scientology

But yeah

Marx had a point

Ohhh
I thought you were referring to the Christian church

The whole income thing is partly why the protestant reformation occurred

Nah, the Christians don't sue when you speak ill of Christianity

Yeah but their income comes from charity, doesn't it?

Which income

Scientology or Christianity

Christianity

I have no idea how scientology makes money

In Marx's time, the churches expected adherents to donate 10% of their income