I see

I just want to be a great role model for my children.

And I do not want to be dreaming for a trip to Europe when my kids are 2.

The girl is wealthy

Be fit
Be learned
Be handy
Be comedic
Learn to be wise

Don't go to Europe until it's been ethnically bleached.

Don't be degenerate. Don't use alcohol in front of them or drugs at all. Alcohol should be rare to moderate if at all.

Don't forget to give your woman just as much attention as before if not more. They DO often get jealous of fathers becoming nearly obsessive over their new children.

Don't get angry in front of them unless it's anger being used to defend them.

All the advice I have

Thank you @Riefen

If she has a C section do not look

It is the same as field dressing a deer

Ewwww... You know about the voices in your head

We all have that voice

You won't be able to look at her the same if you see that

Telling us to choose wrong

I won't look

You mean the voice that essentially shows you a glimpse of the future where if you're standing on a ledge it shows you falling from the ledge?

You know the voice. The one that tells you to sleep in

Ohhh kek I thought you meant that survival instinct that says "dude be careful"

Yeah man. That voice you're talking about is in everybody. It sucks, and overcoming it is so crucial. You can't teach your children discipline if you aren't disciplined yourself.

It's a very evil voice

Most of us think that voice is our voice

That's the one I need to conquer to become a man

That voice that tells you it's okay to look at women and think dirty thoughts

Or the voice saying I can't do it

Telling me to be afraid

That's not me. We all have the same voice in our heads. Jesus did too. What made him so godly was his ability to completely ignore it

When the flush of a newborn sun fell first on Eden's green and gold, Our father Adam sat under the Tree and scratched with a stick in the mold; And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves: "It's pretty, but is it Art?"

Yes!

I view the voice in my head as a demon. A jew

There is another voice. One I hardly hear

My inner voice telling me to do right

And I must be focused when the decision making comes or I won't recognize my options of right and wrong

Abstinence helps me stay focused. Jesus practiced it

The demon/angel shoulder trope is completely accurate. They are like muscles. Before we wake up, only the demon has been exercised and the angel is frail and weak. Now, we have to exercise our morality the same as we exercise our minds and bodies.

It's so hard to stay celibate when you have a pair of pale double ds in your hands every night

Kek

The tale is old as the Eden Tree—as new as the new-cut tooth— For each man knows ere his lip-thatch grows he is master of Art and Truth; And each man hears as the twilight nears, to the beat of his dying heart, The Devil drum on the darkened pane: "You did it, but was it Art?"

Rudyard Kipling > every other poet tbh fam

Cris is Mr bond

He just called me fam

hahaha. IDK. I just don't feel ready for children