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The secret ingredient is hatred

And also vanilla whey powder

whoa fam, that's going too far

don't even joke about that

@Vice Commander Hunt too much whey?

I should probably use whey for protein

right now, I eat jews but it's not very efficient

I wind up eating about 50k jews a week just to get enough protein

but all the grease is probably bad for me

Yeah, the whey is there to counteract the Carbohydrate Jew

The Cohenhydrates, if you will

Is it just me or are most Jews you see... inbred looking? Lanky and not very muscular? Is that a genetic trait?

Yes

they're famous for it, in fact

For being deficient and sickly?

well, yes

and for being inbred

You would not believe what goes on in the average Brooklyn neighborhood

Really I knew that they only married other Jews but I didn't know about inbreeding I'm guessing they are also known for molesting their own children

Let me put it this way

You know how some people flimsily rationalize sexual behavior with "anal doesn't count"?

Hasidic tneology is built on that sort of rationalization

"Well ya see Jehovah, since I turned on the stove three seconds before midnight, I'm not technically cooking on the Sabbath, heh heh heh"

That's disgusting

There is apparently a huge problem with young Jewish girls engaging in anal sex and getting hurt which CPS turns a blind eye to, imagine that

The Hasidim do all sorts of wacky stuff

I'm guessing the Jews probably run CPS also

Since you have a greater leeway as to what counts as "work" as long as it's in your house

they run a wire all the way around the neighborhood and say that that constitutes part of their house

It's called an Eruv

I was reading a article about baby's getting herpes after baptism or whatever they call it

not baptism at all

baptism is a Christian thing

the Jews would never do that to a Chosen baby

Holy shit I just read about eruv

http://cdn.brownstoner.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/eruv-brooklyn-4.jpg

The modern Jewish religion is literally built around trying to Jew God

It's "Well, TECHNICALLY", the religion

Anyway they suck a baby's dick

the brit milah