Message from @Chancellor

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2017-02-10 09:02:22 UTC  

It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.

2017-02-10 09:02:33 UTC  

Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"

2017-02-10 09:03:05 UTC  

Kek

2017-02-10 09:03:45 UTC  

Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.

With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:04:26 UTC  

Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.

And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.

2017-02-10 09:04:40 UTC  

If you call a woman a cunt in the states, you would have been better off just killing her family.

2017-02-10 09:04:56 UTC  

She's hate you less

2017-02-10 09:05:13 UTC  

@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.

2017-02-10 09:05:32 UTC  

It hurts cuz it's true I guess

2017-02-10 09:05:43 UTC  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg

Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.

2017-02-10 09:05:53 UTC  

I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.

2017-02-10 09:06:15 UTC  

After that...

Repealment of white Australia policy.

2017-02-10 09:06:56 UTC  

The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.

2017-02-10 09:07:12 UTC  

Oh!

2017-02-10 09:07:15 UTC  

How could I forget!

2017-02-10 09:07:17 UTC  

The war!

2017-02-10 09:08:04 UTC  

We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.

2017-02-10 09:08:38 UTC  

We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.

2017-02-10 09:09:40 UTC  

http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.

Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.

2017-02-10 09:10:11 UTC  

We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.

2017-02-10 09:11:16 UTC  

This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.

Lest we forget.

2017-02-10 09:11:19 UTC  

That's a pretty based strategy for killing krauts tho

2017-02-10 09:11:36 UTC  

Yeah, never saw it coming did they.

2017-02-10 09:11:42 UTC  

Kek

2017-02-10 09:11:52 UTC  

Bringing us into... Vietnam.

2017-02-10 09:12:07 UTC  

Fuckin nam man

2017-02-10 09:12:22 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.

2017-02-10 09:12:58 UTC  

We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.

Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.

2017-02-10 09:13:41 UTC  

Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.

2017-02-10 09:14:15 UTC  

Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.

2017-02-10 09:14:42 UTC  

During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.

2017-02-10 09:15:25 UTC  

Which I guess brings us to the modern day:

Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.

2017-02-10 09:15:53 UTC  

And then the 21st century started.

2017-02-10 09:16:17 UTC  

Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.

2017-02-10 09:16:22 UTC  

We have a far right candidate.

2017-02-10 09:16:55 UTC  

http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.

2017-02-10 09:17:27 UTC  

Red hair women, not even once.

2017-02-10 09:17:41 UTC  

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f

Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.

2017-02-10 09:17:50 UTC  

Just asking for trouble