Message from @Deadwood

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2021-04-03 12:03:49 UTC  

I got kicked out of the matador for throwing a roll of penny's at a fugly bitch on stage

2021-04-03 12:04:43 UTC  

Last time I was at Eglin, I was training rangers to go bring back Noriega

2021-04-03 12:04:58 UTC  

Then Deadwood came by picked her up and took her out to Duke field to take her snipe hunting

2021-04-03 12:05:09 UTC  
2021-04-03 12:05:22 UTC  

Lunatic I defiled myself in every night club in the whole city,,, and slept with half of it!!! Lucky to have made it out alive. Just went back for the first time last fall for a crew chief reunion.
The place is all different my favorite night clubs were all gone. We did find one; went in for about 20 minutes. I said guys we gotta go!!! This is just a sad reminder of what I used to love!!! and now,, just days gone bye.

2021-04-03 12:05:54 UTC  

Lol I used to live in crestview

2021-04-03 12:07:11 UTC  

I miss Merit Island!

2021-04-03 12:07:16 UTC  

Or you can stfu, go to work, and take care of business.

2021-04-03 12:07:40 UTC  

Right ROFL!!!

2021-04-03 12:07:49 UTC  

Stfu is fun but not as fun as fubar

2021-04-03 12:08:54 UTC  

Been across the midbay bridge at 180mph in my third sc

2021-04-03 12:09:01 UTC  

Tbird

2021-04-03 12:10:19 UTC  

When I moved there with my 1st wife we got an apartment in Crestview. Didn’t take long before we found a house in Niceville!!! My favorite were those little fairs they used to have. I used to get gator kebabs and shark kebabs. I couldn’t afford myself.

2021-04-03 12:10:27 UTC  

But fubar wouldn't work in my sentence. Pull yourself together, Sir. English is good. 😂

2021-04-03 12:11:02 UTC  

Fubar = mo-better

2021-04-03 12:11:11 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Pt42hF3kQ Antifa/Leftist falls from the side of Chase Bank in Manhattan that he and his criminal pals were vandalizing, breaks his hip. . The sound he makes when he hits the concrete is quite satisfying...

2021-04-03 12:11:48 UTC  

OK I’m behind the curve. What is STFU

2021-04-03 12:12:33 UTC  

Lol I used to work at the lucky snapper in Destin fuck making 300 pounds of gator tail.... Deadwood did you go to the mullet festival in niceville

2021-04-03 12:12:46 UTC  

Stfu = need more beer

2021-04-03 12:12:59 UTC  

Shut the fuck up

2021-04-03 12:13:19 UTC  

No I’m pretty sure after I divorced my first wife that we went straight to pound town

2021-04-03 12:13:43 UTC  

Lol bumping fuglys

2021-04-03 12:13:59 UTC  

When I first moved to Crestview a live next door to an army ranger

2021-04-03 12:13:59 UTC  

Y'all are He-Whores.

2021-04-03 12:14:09 UTC  

Am not

2021-04-03 12:14:16 UTC  

I don't get paid

2021-04-03 12:14:23 UTC  

I'm just a slut

2021-04-03 12:14:52 UTC  

Not anymore Honey badgerI can’t even buy a wink!!!
Frumpy has taken over

2021-04-03 12:15:10 UTC  

Lol same her I'm fugly now

2021-04-03 12:15:22 UTC  

<--- see

2021-04-03 12:15:36 UTC  

Here*

2021-04-03 12:16:26 UTC  

I was 30 when I got divorced for the first time!!!
Those were the good all days. Someone said it would take 10 years in a chair to fix what’s wrong with me. I found a better way!!! I used Andrew dice Clay...
We are all still living with that aftermath

2021-04-03 12:16:34 UTC  

Only reason my wife keeps me around is the back massages, foot rubs and me fixing shit around house

2021-04-03 12:16:54 UTC  

Zuzu petals

2021-04-03 12:18:35 UTC  

Me too,,, but there’s that thing with,,,, licking,,,, windows like,,,,,,??? a mentally challenged person.

2021-04-03 12:19:04 UTC  

I forget how it goes I got a look that up

2021-04-03 12:19:57 UTC  

I wear a hockey helmet and ride the short bus

2021-04-03 12:19:59 UTC  

Thanks for getting me started guys now I got to go get a beer

2021-04-03 12:20:19 UTC  

Beer and cheerios

2021-04-03 12:20:33 UTC  

When you guys get me started this early I don’t even eat

2021-04-03 12:20:39 UTC  

Deadwood drinks sharps n/A 🤣 🤣 🤣