Message from @Deadwood

Discord ID: 827872021391212565


2021-04-03 11:34:59 UTC  

Omg I need more sleep..I thought I already said good morning here...45 mins ago!🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🌞 Good morning and Guns up family!

2021-04-03 11:35:38 UTC  

Please don’t talk my parts before I’ve had a chance to wipe them

2021-04-03 11:40:45 UTC  

I was dreaming of work, got pissed off at the boss and that's how I woke up today

2021-04-03 11:40:58 UTC  

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

2021-04-03 11:41:24 UTC  

As of Tuesday I am my own boss now lol

2021-04-03 11:41:30 UTC  

Mornin everyone ☕☕☕

2021-04-03 11:41:56 UTC  

So you'll get pissed at yourself and get upset...lol

2021-04-03 11:42:30 UTC  

No inget pissed at the gremlin that stole my Charging cable!

2021-04-03 11:42:43 UTC  

I am a man I can do no wrong

2021-04-03 11:42:48 UTC  

🤣 🤣

2021-04-03 11:42:53 UTC  

Y'all are nuts.
Good morning. 🇺🇸

2021-04-03 11:43:53 UTC  

LUNATIC...You stole my line...."I'm a man and do no wrong "....I say that all the time

2021-04-03 11:44:20 UTC  

@Pfc Scorpion GSF 🦂 you snooze you lose

2021-04-03 11:44:23 UTC  

Lol

2021-04-03 11:44:52 UTC  

Another one of mine.....it's always tge woman's fault

2021-04-03 11:45:14 UTC  

A good woman is a quiet woman

2021-04-03 11:45:28 UTC  

A man is always right

2021-04-03 11:46:03 UTC  

......can I get an Amen?

2021-04-03 11:46:44 UTC  

@Pfc Scorpion GSF 🦂 and the lord say it true AMEN brother

2021-04-03 11:46:56 UTC  

OH FEET’S,,, DONT FAILS ME NOW!!

2021-04-03 11:47:51 UTC  

Don’t PISS!! those three off already this morning

2021-04-03 11:48:32 UTC  

I🥰 my mp5

2021-04-03 11:49:04 UTC  

What about "I'm a man and haven't been right the past 20 years...I know better than to try to be right now" 🤣🤣

2021-04-03 11:49:49 UTC  

🤣LMAO

2021-04-03 11:49:49 UTC  

That’s my favorite staff Sergeant

2021-04-03 11:50:19 UTC  

Lol you know it!!🥰

2021-04-03 11:50:39 UTC  

Every time I forget to use punctuation it comes out wrong. But in this instance it works either way you want to take it!!!

2021-04-03 11:51:13 UTC  

@Deadwood that's OE

2021-04-03 11:52:55 UTC  

Over exaggeration?? 🤣🤣

2021-04-03 11:54:46 UTC  

It did happen to me earlier when I said “don’t piss those three off” I literally meant; You, Little bit and Honey badger!!! I was so hoping to get this out before anyone got a hold of it and ran.

2021-04-03 11:54:56 UTC  

Operator error

2021-04-03 11:54:59 UTC  

Lol

2021-04-03 11:55:21 UTC  

Come on guys,,, they don’t work if I have to explain them!!!

2021-04-03 11:55:32 UTC  

Maybe I don’t need any more coffee

2021-04-03 11:55:58 UTC  

I'm only on second cup

2021-04-03 11:56:17 UTC  

Order entry.. operator error.. over exaggeration...I could go on😁

2021-04-03 11:58:41 UTC  

O erection

2021-04-03 11:58:59 UTC  

Orifice eater

2021-04-03 12:00:12 UTC  

One time in Florida about 25 years ago I was dating a girl, (sort of dating) from Wisconsin. She was TDY to Eglin Air Force Base for a few weeks. She must have just ended a relationship before I met her she said: “I’m from Wisconsin; where the men are men and the sheep know it”

2021-04-03 12:01:06 UTC  

Omfg Deadwood used to go to the matador outside the east gate

2021-04-03 12:01:07 UTC  

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️