Message from @Simon Sasquatch

Discord ID: 406691166289920000


2018-01-27 05:56:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402368119730864135/406688975047098369/c3p8yhlnpqkx.png

2018-01-27 05:57:07 UTC  

I dont think one women are gonna meet the requirements

2018-01-27 05:57:11 UTC  

I gave them so much time

2018-01-27 05:57:27 UTC  

What requirements are you talking about BreadPill?

2018-01-27 05:57:31 UTC  

oof

2018-01-27 05:57:44 UTC  

proof of courtship, religous/community service

2018-01-27 05:57:49 UTC  

or BAN

2018-01-27 05:58:21 UTC  

gonna be in the gulag like solzenitzen

2018-01-27 05:59:05 UTC  

That sounds easy enough, but what is the criteria for proof?

2018-01-27 05:59:40 UTC  

very low criteria

2018-01-27 06:00:02 UTC  

really its just any showcase of non-thot character

2018-01-27 06:00:09 UTC  

in any form

2018-01-27 06:01:15 UTC  

I have a video I took of me and my little sister suprising my friend (she's the daughter of a single father) with a Christmas tree cause they couldn't afford one, but Idk if that counts. Me and Emily go over a lot to help her dad clean and cook

2018-01-27 06:03:09 UTC  

I don't want to wn, but that seems pretty non-thot tbh @šŸŽ­šŸŽµ

2018-01-27 06:03:38 UTC  

I hope kaspa provides something

2018-01-27 06:03:48 UTC  

but I am growing suspicious of her

2018-01-27 06:03:53 UTC  

I think shes a Duginist!

2018-01-27 06:04:17 UTC  

She uses swear words in the chat, not very womanly

2018-01-27 06:04:58 UTC  

Kaspa has to have some slack on the swearing since she is Australian, I don't even think Australians realized when they're cursing

2018-01-27 06:05:11 UTC  

lol, you're probably right

2018-01-27 06:05:30 UTC  

I don't know much about her except

2018-01-27 06:05:32 UTC  

Yeah you can't pin the swear culture on Kaspa.

2018-01-27 06:06:19 UTC  

Because when your vocabulary is a consequential descendent of the vocabulary of criminals in exile trying to build an honest life in what is essentially God's version of a beautiful hell,

2018-01-27 06:06:32 UTC  

you can't expect it to come out entirely clean on the other side.

2018-01-27 06:06:50 UTC  

You're probably right

2018-01-27 06:07:33 UTC  

>God's version of a beautiful hell
That's the best description of Australia I've ever heard

2018-01-27 06:07:34 UTC  

I wouldn't be surprised if every English speaker from the Southern Hemisphere spoke like that.

2018-01-27 06:07:46 UTC  

Everything wants to murder you.

2018-01-27 06:08:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402368119730864135/406691837089153034/AK162_4bsnLl5sphhTa91p8KCf5buL9VZMa9UujT6As900-mo-c-c0xffffffff-rj-k-no.png

2018-01-27 06:08:53 UTC  

@šŸŽ­šŸŽµ if you counter signal our QUEEN (queen because she is the wife of our KING Nick (*heil nick*)) Then we are gonna have some problems

2018-01-27 06:08:59 UTC  

Counter signalling Alyssa = Counter signaling Nick

2018-01-27 06:09:07 UTC  

And we know what happens to Nick counter signalers!

2018-01-27 06:09:10 UTC  

*this is true*

2018-01-27 06:09:50 UTC  

*submits to server hierarchy*

2018-01-27 06:09:54 UTC  

^

all of that was fine and all BUT

2018-01-27 06:10:37 UTC  

^

2018-01-27 06:11:00 UTC  

I can find fucking One Punch Man on crunchy roll.

2018-01-27 06:11:01 UTC  

dude i already explained this, there are like 6 million people using my account

2018-01-27 06:11:07 UTC  

*some bullshit*