>no trigger discipline
>pointing at cat
>twink physique
not his best moment

pointing at cat: chad

slim fit

ready to kill his fucking cat

Otter mode

time to ascend into full chadhood

The first shave was a mess

need to buy a badger shaving brush

and learn how to lather better

or I just need to break into the current brush

I broke in the brush and learned how lather properly, had a great shave today lads

also have to work the angles really well

@BikerBandito how the fuck does one lather properly nigga you put it on ur face

You are supposed to beat it up continually and add drops of water till its lubricating enough, but also isn't too watery, so you shoulnd't do it for too long either

So much knowledge is lost from our grandfathers and great-grandfathers <:blackpill:402367968362758144>

Tfw grandfathers died before I was born

We bringing back berets and spurrens bois

fellas i need some chad tank tops

what some good brands

http://salientarts.storenvy.com/products/20459078-ouch-chad-tank-top

You can get literally any tank top

a $10 or a $30 one, they're more or less the same

Which is exactly why you need to go for the campy meme ones like "Reps For Jesus" and the "Ouch!" tank top

Get a Nike one

They use drifit technology

Or a compression shirt

I like Nike Pro because it's got the word "Pro" on it

Short for "Prolapse"

Every orifice Ulf has is prolapsed

Prolapsed bellybutton

HELP ME

Maybee

Are you guys into designer brands

How designer we talking

Gucci, Armani, or like, Timberland and Diesel

I probably would be if I had the money