Message from @dirt kevin

Discord ID: 418271413724643358


2018-02-25 23:06:04 UTC  

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
Enough money within her control to move out...
And rent a place of her own
even if she never wants to
or needs to...
Something perfect to wear if the employer
or date of her dreams wants to See Her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
A youth she's content to leave behind....
A past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her Old Age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
One friend who always makes her laugh...
And one Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
A good piece of furniture not previously owned
by anyone else in her Family...
Eight matching plates,
wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will make
her guests feel Honored...
A feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love without losing herself..
HOW TO QUIT A JOB,
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT
RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...
When to try harder...
And WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change the length of her calves,
The width of her hips,
or the nature of her parents..
That her childhood may not have been perfect...
But it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
How to live alone...
Even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go...
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
A month...
And a year...

Written by Pamela Redmond Satran

2018-02-25 23:06:23 UTC  

🤗 😊 That's right sweeties

2018-02-25 23:32:18 UTC  

<:brainlet:402673657391874059>

2018-02-26 02:06:30 UTC  

a women only needs a fertile and honorable man all else he will provide her with by his blood and sweat all she has to do is cook and tend to the little ones

2018-02-26 02:58:43 UTC  

Patience is an important virtue

2018-02-26 03:18:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/417520678279970817/image.png

2018-02-26 03:18:07 UTC  
2018-02-26 04:12:35 UTC  

If you're trying to lose weight, try fasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0

2018-02-26 17:28:21 UTC  

^^^^this definitely works I fasted for all of ash Wednesday and I already feel less hungry after only 1 fast

2018-02-26 21:49:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/417800274812600321/Inked1516838168527.20180124_185417_LI.jpg

2018-02-26 22:04:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/417804222155718676/Snapchat-624862430.jpg

2018-02-26 22:04:56 UTC  

A year ago vs today

2018-02-26 22:20:06 UTC  

<:chad:402359917819985931>

2018-02-27 03:16:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/417882776721817601/image.png

2018-02-27 03:17:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/417882821466783744/image.jpg

2018-02-27 03:17:16 UTC  

this is my 1 year ago vs today

2018-02-27 06:27:08 UTC  

You became a wide boi

2018-02-27 20:30:49 UTC  

4 u

2018-02-28 05:00:12 UTC  

silhouette let's go faggot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/418271146908319754/20180227_235321.jpg

2018-02-28 05:01:11 UTC  

is that actually you?

2018-02-28 05:01:16 UTC  

yeah

2018-02-28 05:01:21 UTC  

Why are you talking shit?

2018-02-28 05:01:23 UTC  

you're a lanklet

2018-02-28 05:01:23 UTC  

now u

2018-02-28 05:01:27 UTC  

working on it

2018-02-28 05:01:29 UTC  

All i have is my phone

2018-02-28 05:01:32 UTC  

need to send the pictures

2018-02-28 05:01:34 UTC  

im not saying its impressive but you still haven't shown yourself

2018-02-28 05:08:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/418273215929122816/unknown.png

2018-02-28 05:17:11 UTC  

Wrong channel bud

2018-02-28 05:25:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/418277586074861568/unknown.png

2018-02-28 07:59:24 UTC  

Nice pectus excavatum Kevin

2018-02-28 10:06:18 UTC  

We actually have some chads in here, nice

2018-02-28 10:43:52 UTC  

Kek

2018-02-28 20:49:38 UTC  

I think what Silhouette has is called pectus carinatum. Spooky fellas

2018-02-28 21:45:17 UTC  

No, it’s called big gay

2018-02-28 22:56:12 UTC  

If they hug it’d be like their sternums would fit into each other.

2018-02-28 22:56:38 UTC  

So yes, it is a case of big gay

2018-03-01 01:05:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403094176193052692/418574590458200084/image.jpg

2018-03-01 01:37:40 UTC  

thats an autistic picture

2018-03-01 04:45:38 UTC  

Fellas, my older sisters wouldn't racemix, (one of them even rejected a black guy) but they don't believe it's wrong. I've tried convincing them otherwise but I've nearly deemed the task completely lost. Both are still virgins.