I was using the lawnmower my landlord had at the house -- that one stopped working so I bought my own. This one won't start for whatever reason so I'm going to return it.

Must be an affirmative action lawnmower

But it was delivered and I'm not sure it will fit in my car, so I might be out of luck.

Have you tried sipping on a monster energy?

It’ll fit, just leave the trunk open, tie it down

Just ride the lawnmower to the store that's what we do in Louisiana.

Sounds like a bad starter, or of the lights aren't even turning on, it could be the battery

@Reinhard Wolff Cut the grass with scissors

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

>Monster

You could always try jumping the batteries, if it isn't cranking at all, it could be the battery

So this guy is laying it down! The fact he even exists is phenomenal to me really
https://youtu.be/W2UrCu7vEpQ

Just pour monster on the lawnmower

We should push to appropriate milk as our official beverage, and thus deny our enemies of much needed calcium

Red Bull Italian Soda is as racist as it gets

Contains Red Bull AND a milk product

What are we going to do about Patrick’s lawnmower guys

We gotta get this thing running

And it's literally *Italian* soda, and Italians are white

@Pinochetball you know anything about small engines?

It’s within the realm of possibility that the 30 year old boomer meme is a marketing ploy from Monster, just to fool the goyim into buying their poison

Whats up @⚡Clark⚡

@Pinochetball ask @Reinhard Wolff I’m guessing it’s a carb issue

Naw. Pat has a keto lawnmower

🤣

This is our lawn mower

Once Salvini stops the migrants Italy's export rate of high quality pasta sauce is going to explode their economy

Whats wrong with the lawnmower

Wont start?

@⚡Clark⚡

I’m not quite sure, he hasn’t described it. I was mostly trying to meme

@Pinochetball @Reinhard Wolff

No im not doing this

Lol

I dont even know the context of this bit

Gotta get one of those 0-Turn lawnmowers for ultimate 30 year old boomerism

*sip*

Anyone have thoughts on Alan Watts? Couple people have recommended him. I listen to this video and so far my initial impression of Watts is an of an arrogant babbling syncophant who sounds intelligent but says nothing in the end, while his Pavlovian audience of intellectually co-dependent retards laugh. I'll have to listen again and to more, but his lack of humility in his attitude reeks of shit to me. But that's just off this one video
https://youtu.be/dSmWyT0Sa04