Message from ⚡Clark⚡ in Nice Respectable People Group #general
@Reinhard Wolff fixing up that lawnmower to hit blades to blades tomorrow at 6:30am sharp with a fresh sip.
I was using the lawnmower my landlord had at the house -- that one stopped working so I bought my own. This one won't start for whatever reason so I'm going to return it.
Must be an affirmative action lawnmower
But it was delivered and I'm not sure it will fit in my car, so I might be out of luck.
Have you tried sipping on a monster energy?
It’ll fit, just leave the trunk open, tie it down
Just ride the lawnmower to the store that's what we do in Louisiana.
Sounds like a bad starter, or of the lights aren't even turning on, it could be the battery
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
You could always try jumping the batteries, if it isn't cranking at all, it could be the battery
So this guy is laying it down! The fact he even exists is phenomenal to me really
Just pour monster on the lawnmower
We should push to appropriate milk as our official beverage, and thus deny our enemies of much needed calcium
Red Bull Italian Soda is as racist as it gets
Contains Red Bull AND a milk product
What are we going to do about Patrick’s lawnmower guys
We gotta get this thing running
And it's literally *Italian* soda, and Italians are white
It’s within the realm of possibility that the 30 year old boomer meme is a marketing ploy from Monster, just to fool the goyim into buying their poison
Naw. Pat has a keto lawnmower
This is our lawn mower
Once Salvini stops the migrants Italy's export rate of high quality pasta sauce is going to explode their economy
Whats wrong with the lawnmower
I’m not quite sure, he hasn’t described it. I was mostly trying to meme
No im not doing this
I dont even know the context of this bit
Gotta get one of those 0-Turn lawnmowers for ultimate 30 year old boomerism