Message from @ophiuchus

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2018-09-04 19:56:32 UTC  

I've only ever met one and ancient Iranian spirituality never came up when I was with her lol

2018-09-04 19:57:08 UTC  

That would make sense

2018-09-04 19:57:13 UTC  

I knew one here who had a giant Zoroastrian symbol tattooed on his chest

2018-09-04 19:57:28 UTC  

When the Ayatollah gets dabbed on I'd like to go to Tehran

2018-09-04 19:57:32 UTC  

Yeah there’s some animosity since the whole “Umayyad conquest” thing

2018-09-04 19:57:37 UTC  

I’d also love to visit Iran

2018-09-04 19:57:49 UTC  

They won’t let you in if you have an Israeli passport cancelation

2018-09-04 19:57:51 UTC  

If you’re an Iranian and aren’t awaiting the return of the intergalactic aryans wtf are you doing

2018-09-04 19:57:57 UTC  

Now's not a great time unfortunately

2018-09-04 19:58:44 UTC  

They're about to collapse internally. Their economy is gutted and the Islamist government is spending all the money they have left on holy wars in Syria and Yemen

2018-09-04 19:59:02 UTC  

Wars which are super unpopular back home

2018-09-04 19:59:52 UTC  

Shiraz looks pretty cool though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/486626472073887744/image0.jpg

2018-09-04 20:00:34 UTC  

Egypt would be cool too, but it’s also kinda sketchy. Not as bad as Iran, but still.

2018-09-04 20:00:58 UTC  

There’s nothing to do in Doha, in case you were wondering.

2018-09-04 20:00:58 UTC  

Yeah, were very similar

2018-09-04 20:01:10 UTC  

Dubai maybe, idk. Going outside there is already oof.

2018-09-04 20:01:25 UTC  

5 billion degrees and just sand everywhere.

2018-09-04 20:01:25 UTC  

Russia USA Iran dream team would rule the world

2018-09-04 20:01:35 UTC  

Throw Japan in for good measure

2018-09-04 20:01:44 UTC  

That’s breddy nice

2018-09-04 20:02:14 UTC  

IE Damascus when

2018-09-04 20:02:19 UTC  

Lol yeah I heard Idlib is beautiful this time of year

2018-09-04 20:04:04 UTC  

>idlib
>lib

Triggered

2018-09-04 20:04:25 UTC  

IDLIB FOR IDIOT LIBERAL

2018-09-04 20:06:11 UTC  

Reminds me of glen Beck’s chalkboard

2018-09-04 20:07:01 UTC  

Idk why we're still in Syria

2018-09-04 20:07:51 UTC  

Trump stopped funding Jabat Al-Nusra and the other al-Qaeda affiliated groups and that was literally the only reason we were there in the first place

2018-09-04 20:08:32 UTC  

Aside from providing "deescalation zones" to allow ISIS to regroup and rearm without getting dabbed on by the SAA

2018-09-04 20:08:42 UTC  

Halliburton wants more gibs I guess

2018-09-04 20:08:55 UTC  

I wasn’t aware we were still actively doing anything there wtf

2018-09-04 20:10:29 UTC  

Yeah we still have bases up with the Kurds in the north east

2018-09-04 20:10:40 UTC  

Ree.

2018-09-04 20:10:43 UTC  

As well as an entire carrier group parked off shore

2018-09-04 20:14:32 UTC  

So Ben Shapiro can drop truth bombs of logic?

2018-09-04 20:14:42 UTC  

Or something like that.

2018-09-04 20:18:43 UTC  

Henlo borthers. Thankful for rain today in Oklahoma, eating eggs on that keto life.

2018-09-04 20:20:50 UTC  

I think he's a little overdramatic but he might be right

2018-09-04 20:21:12 UTC  

God help us.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/486631842569519105/Screenshot_20180904-132037_Samsung_Internet.jpg

2018-09-04 20:21:30 UTC  

The Ukrainian situation is much worse than the Syrian as far as peace goes

2018-09-04 20:21:38 UTC  

Yikes!