PBUH

He's singing nasheeds with 72 virgins

no, wait, zoroaster's martyrs

He did a private event recently.

If you’re an Iranian and aren’t a Zoroastrian wtf are you doing

I actually like to listen to alot of his presentations on "new thinking allowed"

I mean probably being beheaded as an apostate but you know

That's about as coherent as saying if you're a german and aren't a pagan then wtf are you doing lmao

I dunno, I'd say the odds are good you're part of the iranian revolution

Any Iranians I’ve met here (2) seem really into it

Wonder if it’s just a like. Owo ancient spirituality fad or what

I've only ever met one and ancient Iranian spirituality never came up when I was with her lol

That would make sense

I knew one here who had a giant Zoroastrian symbol tattooed on his chest

When the Ayatollah gets dabbed on I'd like to go to Tehran

Yeah there’s some animosity since the whole “Umayyad conquest” thing

I’d also love to visit Iran

They won’t let you in if you have an Israeli passport cancelation

If you’re an Iranian and aren’t awaiting the return of the intergalactic aryans wtf are you doing

Now's not a great time unfortunately

They're about to collapse internally. Their economy is gutted and the Islamist government is spending all the money they have left on holy wars in Syria and Yemen

Wars which are super unpopular back home

Shiraz looks pretty cool though

Egypt would be cool too, but it’s also kinda sketchy. Not as bad as Iran, but still.

There’s nothing to do in Doha, in case you were wondering.

Yeah, were very similar

Dubai maybe, idk. Going outside there is already oof.

5 billion degrees and just sand everywhere.

Russia USA Iran dream team would rule the world

Throw Japan in for good measure

That’s breddy nice

IE Damascus when

Lol yeah I heard Idlib is beautiful this time of year

>idlib
>lib

Triggered

IDLIB FOR IDIOT LIBERAL

Reminds me of glen Beck’s chalkboard

Idk why we're still in Syria

Trump stopped funding Jabat Al-Nusra and the other al-Qaeda affiliated groups and that was literally the only reason we were there in the first place

Aside from providing "deescalation zones" to allow ISIS to regroup and rearm without getting dabbed on by the SAA

Halliburton wants more gibs I guess

I wasn’t aware we were still actively doing anything there wtf