"Chaos in the Capital as conservative pundit Alex Jones was seen jumping across the desk and proclaiming, '1776 HAS COME AGAIN! YOU SCUM-SUCKING GOBLINS WILL NEVER DEFEAT GOD'"

tbh if he did that I'd like him even more

tfw no alex Jones emoji

We shall avoid the day of the kennel by the luck of our fur.

sounds like a ruff time

Day of the Fix for Pitbulls when?

**Day of the vet, Day of the vet, Day of the vet...**

Should we be going to dog shows to recruit? lol aren't they very concerned with bloodlines 😅

How do I defend me telling my housemate that he has "a moral obligation not to date latinas" as not racist?

Can always just call them ugly

the one he likes is actually pretty attractive. I brought up that they become squat, gremlins by 40, but he laughed that off

@Ben Rainsford - OH tell him Chihuahua’s are purse dogs that turn into rat dogs. Then say they can’t fetch and can’t grow luscious fur.

I will unironically try this tomorrow to see his reaction

Are Shiba Inu's allowed in the ethnostate?

These are the real questions. ^

Listen I like my German Shepard and Golden retriever as much as the last pupper, but in some of these photos Shiba Inu’s are just a perfect remedy.

Also “pupperstate*”

We can’t allow our dog park to turn into a Mutt world country.

No mutts? whats the cutoff?

We want second degree mutts nothing less.

So Muttlattos are ok? 🤔

Clearly the pit bull golden retriever mix isn’t good enough for the pupperstate. But to say that a Irish setter German Shepard mix is on the same bar would be a lie.

No Chihuahuas

Build the Kennel!

Build the Kennel!

Weiner dogs are permitted though

Build the Kennel!

Weiner dogs are of indo pupperian decent and in some cases can join the pupperstate.

only huwhite weiner dogs are allowed in 👌🏻 :

stout

We must be wary not to make our future generations pupplets.

Pupplets will rule Identity Pvpropa though.

Identity Golden Retrievers*

>tfw no wheat retriever

Welcome, @Madbent, a great guy whom I had the pleasure of meeting over the weekend.

Thanks! It was fun being your Uber driver!

Something's up with Patrick's uber drivers

Something's going on here

Welcome @Madbent <:deye:359010025223618570>

I got into an Uber while in California...my driver started rambling about Jewish people and tried to get me to add him on something called "Gab"...very strange