Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

Discord ID: 487475442790694912


2018-09-07 02:24:44 UTC  

Dang I didn't know Jesus T-Posed on the pharisees like that!

2018-09-07 02:40:02 UTC  

I think they're recording it now!

2018-09-07 03:00:54 UTC  

recording what ? @ThisIsChris

2018-09-07 03:03:00 UTC  

@V.Balboa - PA IE podcast.

2018-09-07 03:03:13 UTC  

oooooo

2018-09-07 03:03:15 UTC  

okay

2018-09-07 03:29:00 UTC  

This episode: IE and Me.

2018-09-07 03:36:51 UTC  

IE: Battle of the Diets

2018-09-07 03:44:14 UTC  

Keto Wars

2018-09-07 03:47:57 UTC  

Keto cultists are more fanatical than Cthulhu cultists

2018-09-07 03:50:10 UTC  

But are they more fanatical than CrossFit? 🤔

2018-09-07 03:53:30 UTC  

What's worse

2018-09-07 03:53:35 UTC  

*Keto Crossfitters*

2018-09-07 03:54:41 UTC  

Oof, I wouldn't want to meet that person.

2018-09-07 03:56:36 UTC  

*Vegan Crossfit*

2018-09-07 04:05:14 UTC  

You rang?

2018-09-07 04:07:08 UTC  

*Vegan_Keto_Crossfitter14 has logged online*

2018-09-07 04:09:09 UTC  

How many more [current year] memes can one acquire? Uber Driver? (((Krav Maga))) instructor?

2018-09-07 04:12:07 UTC  

Excuse me, I know you're new here @Wood-Ape - OK/MN so I'll cut you some slack... Being an identitarian vegan keto crossfit spin class instructor is not some "meme". It's a lifestyle. Please show it the respect that it deserves.

2018-09-07 04:13:22 UTC  

I'm sorry, I'm just jealous, being an out of date Atkins, Raw Food, Water-Aerobics, Jazzercise afficionado

2018-09-07 04:13:31 UTC  

I am also a vegan identitarian keto crossfit ironman spin class instructor.. and i also am a *LAWNMOWER MECHANIC*

2018-09-07 04:13:56 UTC  

@Gerald Cunningham my comrade!

2018-09-07 04:14:51 UTC  

<:patrickvikernes:423301225749151744>

2018-09-07 04:14:54 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN we'll bring you up to speed. I won't let these differences tear this organization apart. No more brother wars!

2018-09-07 04:15:56 UTC  

That's right! Rule #2 in full force.

2018-09-07 04:16:38 UTC  

@Deleted User Identitarian Jazzercise when?

2018-09-07 04:16:50 UTC  

Good evening my fellow identitarians I hope you are having a wonderful whitepilled evening

2018-09-07 04:18:36 UTC  

I am. Thank you.

2018-09-07 04:34:31 UTC  

Keto veganism sounds depressing

2018-09-07 04:34:38 UTC  

What is there to even eat?

2018-09-07 04:36:18 UTC  

Olives and avacados. A paltry substitute for meat.

2018-09-07 04:36:42 UTC  

SOY?

2018-09-07 04:37:04 UTC  

Who the hell put the bread emoji for keto

2018-09-07 04:37:07 UTC  

Soy isn't keto, so no

2018-09-07 04:37:07 UTC  

boi

2018-09-07 04:38:01 UTC  

Coconut would work too

2018-09-07 04:38:03 UTC  

bread is my favorite protein

2018-09-07 04:39:26 UTC  

Bread is a mineral. Guy, soak it in water for extra nutrients!

2018-09-07 04:47:18 UTC  

@Deleted User If it isn't Bread it isn't White my friend, I have no apologies, or regrets 🍞 🍞 🍞

2018-09-07 04:47:31 UTC  

replace salt with sand = extra minerals