Message from MrDefault in Nice Respectable People Group #general
Excuse me, I know you're new here @Wood-Ape - OK/MN so I'll cut you some slack... Being an identitarian vegan keto crossfit spin class instructor is not some "meme". It's a lifestyle. Please show it the respect that it deserves.
I'm sorry, I'm just jealous, being an out of date Atkins, Raw Food, Water-Aerobics, Jazzercise afficionado
I am also a vegan identitarian keto crossfit ironman spin class instructor.. and i also am a *LAWNMOWER MECHANIC*
@Wood-Ape - OK/MN we'll bring you up to speed. I won't let these differences tear this organization apart. No more brother wars!
That's right! Rule #2 in full force.
Good evening my fellow identitarians I hope you are having a wonderful whitepilled evening
I am. Thank you.
Keto veganism sounds depressing
What is there to even eat?
Olives and avacados. A paltry substitute for meat.
Who the hell put the bread emoji for keto
Soy isn't keto, so no
Coconut would work too
bread is my favorite protein
Bread is a mineral. Guy, soak it in water for extra nutrients!
@Deleted User If it isn't Bread it isn't White my friend, I have no apologies, or regrets 🍞 🍞 🍞
replace salt with sand = extra minerals
quick sand if you're on the go
Concrete if you want a strong jawline
cat liter cleans your gut flora
1tbl spoon of bath bubbles helps clean your digestive tract
Anti-freeze is a good sweetener substitute for sugar
I have a glass of anti-freeze every morning and I never have to wear a sweater in winter
siracha helps with dry eyes
@The Eternal Anglo I haven't had much bread in a long while... have I strayed from the light?
I'd say this advice violates rule 5. gonna test to make sure, though.
Substitute bread with moss chunks and your immunity to bacteria increases
@MrDefault just switch aryan waifu in hhhhwheat fields to aryan waifu in cattle pasture
If you dont eat a loaf of bread a day are you a real Identitarian
It's all in my new keto cookbook, "IE Yai Yai: I'm So Hungry vol 1"
very good news
ICE should have blockaded the entire town as per Jazzhands' recommend and checked every single person's status.