Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN
Discord ID: 487481214765236224
What's worse
*Keto Crossfitters*
Oof, I wouldn't want to meet that person.
*Vegan Crossfit*
You rang?
*Vegan_Keto_Crossfitter14 has logged online*
How many more [current year] memes can one acquire? Uber Driver? (((Krav Maga))) instructor?
Excuse me, I know you're new here @Wood-Ape - OK/MN so I'll cut you some slack... Being an identitarian vegan keto crossfit spin class instructor is not some "meme". It's a lifestyle. Please show it the respect that it deserves.
I'm sorry, I'm just jealous, being an out of date Atkins, Raw Food, Water-Aerobics, Jazzercise afficionado
I am also a vegan identitarian keto crossfit ironman spin class instructor.. and i also am a *LAWNMOWER MECHANIC*
@Gerald Cunningham my comrade!
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@Wood-Ape - OK/MN we'll bring you up to speed. I won't let these differences tear this organization apart. No more brother wars!
That's right! Rule #2 in full force.
@Deleted User Identitarian Jazzercise when?
Good evening my fellow identitarians I hope you are having a wonderful whitepilled evening
I am. Thank you.
Keto veganism sounds depressing
What is there to even eat?
SOY?
Who the hell put the bread emoji for keto
Soy isn't keto, so no
boi
Coconut would work too
bread is my favorite protein
Bread is a mineral. Guy, soak it in water for extra nutrients!
@Deleted User If it isn't Bread it isn't White my friend, I have no apologies, or regrets 🍞 🍞 🍞
replace salt with sand = extra minerals
quick sand if you're on the go
Concrete if you want a strong jawline
cat liter cleans your gut flora
1tbl spoon of bath bubbles helps clean your digestive tract
Anti-freeze is a good sweetener substitute for sugar
I have a glass of anti-freeze every morning and I never have to wear a sweater in winter
siracha helps with dry eyes
@The Eternal Anglo I haven't had much bread in a long while... have I strayed from the light?
I'd say this advice violates rule 5. gonna test to make sure, though.
Substitute bread with moss chunks and your immunity to bacteria increases
@Deleted User Anti-bread = anti-white