Message from @dirt kevin
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Start at the bone
says here im 9 feet schlong
this
For consistency
what bone?
pubic bone
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not your boner bone
Yo wtf my yard stick is too small
ok
no one told me id need an industrial ruler today
i already got hard tho
I have peryones disease
i have penis disease
Yeah it bends
Left curve gang
Im a grower
mfw the ruler that they used to measure the entire planet is too small
right curve gang
Grower nationalism
present
we out here
If it was a clock about halfway down the shaft would be the centre and it would be pointing at 9:30
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I have big dick nibba disease.
Damnit
my dick is too big to have sex
For real though
ive had issues where virgin women just cant take it
its a serious issue
too much pain
Ok
That’s god making them hurt
Greg how big is ur dick
Measure it rn
God is a hymen 🤔
Why right wing thots so ugly
Lauren Rose