Message from @dirt kevin

Discord ID: 441430987725996052


2018-05-03 02:48:03 UTC  

Start at the bone

2018-05-03 02:48:06 UTC  

says here im 9 feet schlong

2018-05-03 02:48:07 UTC  

this

2018-05-03 02:48:11 UTC  

For consistency

2018-05-03 02:48:14 UTC  

what bone?

2018-05-03 02:48:16 UTC  

pubic bone

2018-05-03 02:48:22 UTC  

<:monkaS:416697853621174292>

2018-05-03 02:48:23 UTC  

not your boner bone

2018-05-03 02:48:23 UTC  

Yo wtf my yard stick is too small

2018-05-03 02:48:27 UTC  

ok

2018-05-03 02:48:37 UTC  

no one told me id need an industrial ruler today

2018-05-03 02:48:37 UTC  

i already got hard tho

2018-05-03 02:48:43 UTC  

I have peryones disease

2018-05-03 02:48:50 UTC  

i have penis disease

2018-05-03 02:48:56 UTC  

Yeah it bends

2018-05-03 02:48:59 UTC  

Left curve gang

2018-05-03 02:49:00 UTC  

Im a grower

2018-05-03 02:49:01 UTC  

mfw the ruler that they used to measure the entire planet is too small

2018-05-03 02:49:04 UTC  

right curve gang

2018-05-03 02:49:04 UTC  

Grower nationalism

2018-05-03 02:49:08 UTC  

grower gang

2018-05-03 02:49:14 UTC  

present

2018-05-03 02:49:17 UTC  

we out here

2018-05-03 02:49:39 UTC  

If it was a clock about halfway down the shaft would be the centre and it would be pointing at 9:30

2018-05-03 02:49:46 UTC  

?

2018-05-03 02:49:47 UTC  

I have big dick nibba disease.

2018-05-03 02:49:50 UTC  

Damnit

2018-05-03 02:49:56 UTC  

my dick is too big to have sex

2018-05-03 02:50:08 UTC  

For real though

2018-05-03 02:50:20 UTC  

ive had issues where virgin women just cant take it

2018-05-03 02:50:23 UTC  

its a serious issue

2018-05-03 02:50:28 UTC  

too much pain

2018-05-03 02:50:39 UTC  

Ok

2018-05-03 02:50:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/441431389041328140/6a55f8b93141079-a-nw-p-2.png

2018-05-03 02:50:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/441431391297601548/6e4f06320452d55-a-nw-p.png

2018-05-03 02:50:49 UTC  

That’s god making them hurt

2018-05-03 02:50:55 UTC  

Greg how big is ur dick

2018-05-03 02:50:58 UTC  

Measure it rn

2018-05-03 02:51:03 UTC  

God is a hymen 🤔

2018-05-03 02:51:08 UTC  

Why right wing thots so ugly

2018-05-03 02:51:15 UTC  

Lauren Rose