Just have enough to be able to support a woman who doesn’t have to work and then find a pretty girl that doesn’t want to work

Not actually that hard

someone doxxed me

Fuckin hell

Shall we rate dicks that won’t doxx us

yeah

u first

post cock

dick measuring contest boys

make sure balls are visible

Yeah let’s go

hold up a ruler

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Start at the bone

says here im 9 feet schlong

this

For consistency

what bone?

pubic bone

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not your boner bone

Yo wtf my yard stick is too small

ok

no one told me id need an industrial ruler today

i already got hard tho

I have peryones disease

i have penis disease

Yeah it bends

Left curve gang

Im a grower

mfw the ruler that they used to measure the entire planet is too small

right curve gang

Grower nationalism

grower gang

present

we out here

If it was a clock about halfway down the shaft would be the centre and it would be pointing at 9:30

?

I have big dick nibba disease.

Damnit

my dick is too big to have sex