pull the trigger on the purchase already

I'm low time preference

Wearing torn underwear

I hear a doe outside <:monkaS:416697853621174292>

Fuck her pussy

W E W

I got jack rabbits in my front yard

Cringe reactors get banned

>when females are so bad you resort to animals

I have a ton of rabbit in my yard

Once I take power, I'm like Stalin, I never forget

Wait, that’s what happened to Australia

The emus are getting the ladies...

Will you be my Stalin to me, Hitler?

I wont invade i promise 😃

Thinking about dropping this fuckin gay book and reading Moby dixk tbh

The Chad Moby Dick <:chad:402359917819985931>

what book

Jayne Eyre

why are you reading that

I'm not vindictive but I remember everyone who has done me wrong

👶

I can forgive people, but I always remember

and can't wait until they get theirs

I never forget but I'm a benevolent god

Seriously I should be king of the universe

Ngl

FINNA PULL THE TRIGGER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Finna spend $50 at Nike

<:shieet:402390209356103690>

http://youtu.be/lTLZpxdmve0

finna spend 2 dollars

Posted that on my Facebook before I deleted it

Wtf why are you making me pay $5 on Nike shoes?

This white boy is making me pay $13 bucks on these new nike shoes

Nick is my man

Are you suggesting a death match between the Queen and Betty white, while Stan Lee is the referee?

Edit: basic grammar.

epic reddit post

God you're a Reddit fag

>not using reddit as a means for pointing and laughing

It's not worth it