Message from @The Eternal Anglo
Discord ID: 489925622974382082
_may_ end badly
Best input for DNA is saliva btw
"I'll take you to dinner if you show me your family medical history"
"Good night" *goes in for kiss _then immediately cotton swabs mouth_*
@missliterallywho My wife watches "Americas Got Talent" and other garbage, so...
Donating your DNA so that ZOG knows how to defeat our biology : 60-100$
Extracting your partner's saliva for thorough analysis : priceless
you got a lab for that thorough analysis?
or am I supposed to break into a biotech place and do it myself?
diy genetics
@Asatru Artist - MD Oof, tell me about it. My Wife and I will have discussions about nature vs. nurture
Dr Sean always has lab access
I know people
I have 4 different badges
you heard the man. SEND YOUR SPIT TO SEAN!
I'm kind of a big deal
@The Eternal Anglo I'm more the nature type, she's more the nurture type...
Realistically it's somewhere in between, like most things.
@The Eternal Anglo Did you have the heart to tell her that nurture is actually nature in disguise?
so do I like spit in an envelope and mail it to you or what
Get a 5mL conical vial my guy
I didn't actually think of it that way, @Sean I should use that next time. I have gave her examples of how the culture of Europeans or Africans don't change wherever they are
Way better
lol
Nature 🐔 nurture 🥚
All I need is 2mL of spit and I can tell you anything you'd like to know about your past future and present.
*Sorcery*
Just need to find mah crystal ball first
Psh I can do the same thing with a deck of cards
Tarot cards are for the ladies
All this Gattaca talk...
Jk that's not actually what tarot is for
Bunch of deGENErates at this hour amirite? @Phillip Wiglesworth - FL
lol
Still waiting for this genetically superior baby to decide he's ready to begin life on the outside
He needs to be taught a stern lesson about the importance of punctuality.
Due dates are a scam
All hype
Set you up for a letdown
I've turned to *ancient Chinese secret* to try to coax him out
Oh boy here we go. Don't ingest any more jade please
Acupuncture two days in a row