Message from @The Eternal Anglo

Discord ID: 489925622974382082


2018-09-13 22:23:58 UTC  

_may_ end badly

2018-09-13 22:23:59 UTC  

Best input for DNA is saliva btw

2018-09-13 22:24:11 UTC  

"I'll take you to dinner if you show me your family medical history"

2018-09-13 22:24:45 UTC  

"Good night" *goes in for kiss _then immediately cotton swabs mouth_*

2018-09-13 22:25:35 UTC  

@missliterallywho My wife watches "Americas Got Talent" and other garbage, so...

2018-09-13 22:26:13 UTC  

Donating your DNA so that ZOG knows how to defeat our biology : 60-100$

Extracting your partner's saliva for thorough analysis : priceless

2018-09-13 22:26:59 UTC  

you got a lab for that thorough analysis?

2018-09-13 22:27:09 UTC  

or am I supposed to break into a biotech place and do it myself?

2018-09-13 22:27:14 UTC  

diy genetics

2018-09-13 22:27:19 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD Oof, tell me about it. My Wife and I will have discussions about nature vs. nurture

2018-09-13 22:27:20 UTC  

Dr Sean always has lab access

2018-09-13 22:27:24 UTC  

I know people

2018-09-13 22:27:33 UTC  

I have 4 different badges

2018-09-13 22:27:37 UTC  

you heard the man. SEND YOUR SPIT TO SEAN!

2018-09-13 22:27:39 UTC  

I'm kind of a big deal

2018-09-13 22:28:00 UTC  

@The Eternal Anglo I'm more the nature type, she's more the nurture type...

2018-09-13 22:28:21 UTC  

Realistically it's somewhere in between, like most things.

2018-09-13 22:28:22 UTC  

@The Eternal Anglo Did you have the heart to tell her that nurture is actually nature in disguise?

2018-09-13 22:28:53 UTC  

so do I like spit in an envelope and mail it to you or what

2018-09-13 22:29:27 UTC  

Get a 5mL conical vial my guy

2018-09-13 22:29:30 UTC  

I didn't actually think of it that way, @Sean I should use that next time. I have gave her examples of how the culture of Europeans or Africans don't change wherever they are

2018-09-13 22:29:31 UTC  

Way better

2018-09-13 22:29:40 UTC  

lol

2018-09-13 22:29:46 UTC  

Nature 🐔 nurture 🥚

2018-09-13 22:30:11 UTC  

All I need is 2mL of spit and I can tell you anything you'd like to know about your past future and present.

2018-09-13 22:30:23 UTC  

*Sorcery*

2018-09-13 22:30:25 UTC  

Just need to find mah crystal ball first

2018-09-13 22:30:50 UTC  

Psh I can do the same thing with a deck of cards

2018-09-13 22:31:04 UTC  

Tarot cards are for the ladies

2018-09-13 22:31:23 UTC  

All this Gattaca talk...

2018-09-13 22:31:27 UTC  

Jk that's not actually what tarot is for

2018-09-13 22:32:15 UTC  

Bunch of deGENErates at this hour amirite? @Phillip Wiglesworth - FL

2018-09-13 22:32:26 UTC  

lol

2018-09-13 22:35:46 UTC  

Still waiting for this genetically superior baby to decide he's ready to begin life on the outside

2018-09-13 22:36:18 UTC  

He needs to be taught a stern lesson about the importance of punctuality.

2018-09-13 22:36:30 UTC  

Due dates are a scam

2018-09-13 22:36:37 UTC  

All hype

2018-09-13 22:36:52 UTC  

Set you up for a letdown

2018-09-13 22:37:10 UTC  

I've turned to *ancient Chinese secret* to try to coax him out

2018-09-13 22:37:34 UTC  

Oh boy here we go. Don't ingest any more jade please

2018-09-13 22:37:49 UTC  

Acupuncture two days in a row