Message from @missliterallywho
Discord ID: 489928156199780352
All I need is 2mL of spit and I can tell you anything you'd like to know about your past future and present.
*Sorcery*
Just need to find mah crystal ball first
Psh I can do the same thing with a deck of cards
Tarot cards are for the ladies
All this Gattaca talk...
Jk that's not actually what tarot is for
Bunch of deGENErates at this hour amirite? @Phillip Wiglesworth - FL
lol
Still waiting for this genetically superior baby to decide he's ready to begin life on the outside
He needs to be taught a stern lesson about the importance of punctuality.
Due dates are a scam
All hype
Set you up for a letdown
I've turned to *ancient Chinese secret* to try to coax him out
Oh boy here we go. Don't ingest any more jade please
Acupuncture two days in a row
They say it helps get things moving
Did you go to an actual chinaman? I know a guy locally that is very good, Wei Wang is his name
Chinese sorcery @missliterallywho , but whatever helps.
Three sessions total, two with white guys and one with an Asian woman today. Don't know if she's Chinese but she is also a doula.
One of the white guys had the same name as the baby
Yet he still was unable to induce
Bummer
I did have 3 hrs of contractions after but they did not produce the baby
Baby yields must be maximized for our people to survive
I hope to report back tomorrow with better news
Have you asked him why he hasn't exited? Maybe he is a little too comfy, scared or anxious to leave
Given the society in which we live
Lol he does seem quite comfy
this is a funny conversation hah
There’s definitely a cat joke in here somewhere
I would tell him that every day that he stays prolongs the arrival of his next sibling.... Wait that would probably make him stay in longer
Uh oh, time to assume my final form as last boss of the internet.
We cant disparage each other like this since many do not enjoy being disrespected
I'm Scottish and Norwegian...bring your best insults. I look forward to the banter. 😃
I know but you gotta consider the feelings of others
Bagpipes are pretty chad
Never go full autist
OOF
Rule fourteen will be “Don’t type words in the server.”