Message from @Jacob

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2018-09-14 00:06:34 UTC  

If they call you just say "I have some basic experience with WordPress but I'm still learning" then just practice it before they hire you lmao

2018-09-14 00:09:28 UTC  

How does applying to multiple jobs at a time work? What if your second choice offers to hire you first? Do you just schedule your interviews so that your first choice job is first? Do you just not care, since getting a job is already hard enough?

2018-09-14 00:12:16 UTC  

Yeah you can apply to the one you want more first and make a point of calling them etc to make sure they know you really want it, maybe even go up there and talk to the manager, stuff like that

2018-09-14 00:12:31 UTC  

But ultimately yeah it's possible one you don't want as much will come first

2018-09-14 00:12:53 UTC  

holy crap

2018-09-14 00:12:54 UTC  

Guess it depends on how bad you need a job as to whether you do that

2018-09-14 00:12:58 UTC  

Eric trump said shekels

2018-09-14 00:13:03 UTC  

This ride never ends

2018-09-14 00:13:03 UTC  

Haha no way

2018-09-14 00:13:11 UTC  

Check white pills bro

2018-09-14 00:13:15 UTC  

I love it

2018-09-14 00:13:32 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜„

2018-09-14 00:13:33 UTC  

I hope Baron is as woke as his siblings and dad...

2018-09-14 00:13:41 UTC  

lol there's a job at a Bagel shop on campus

2018-09-14 00:13:45 UTC  

I think I would get fat, though

2018-09-14 00:13:51 UTC  

lol

2018-09-14 00:13:56 UTC  

Barron is the one dropping red pills on them

2018-09-14 00:14:53 UTC  

I will say, seeing the likes of the younger guys in IE being so woke gives me some measure of hope for the future.

2018-09-14 00:14:58 UTC  

Man saying shekels as casually as he did means he’s woke af I think

2018-09-14 00:15:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/489952238207369237/screenshot-ewu.joinhandshake.com-2018.09.13-17-10-49.png

2018-09-14 00:15:17 UTC  

lol

2018-09-14 00:15:24 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-14 00:15:33 UTC  

oh

2018-09-14 00:15:39 UTC  

That's for the office of int students

2018-09-14 00:15:44 UTC  

I thought that was for the bagel shop

2018-09-14 00:16:27 UTC  

@Jacob Why did they underline that one? I guess they don't want the food employees telling the intl kids "you all have to go back" as you hand them their food?

2018-09-14 00:16:34 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-14 00:16:58 UTC  

It's either something based, or they just don't want "well meaning" students giving the foreign kids shitty advice

2018-09-14 00:17:28 UTC  

"Africa sounds like a great place to get a job...you should try there once you graduate."

2018-09-14 00:17:48 UTC  

"Literally anywhere, but here. We're full."

2018-09-14 00:18:19 UTC  

lol

2018-09-14 00:23:40 UTC  

Office of international students would have to take you if you claimed to be a gay Jew.

2018-09-14 00:23:58 UTC  

Some black woman was hitting on me in the elevator lolz

2018-09-14 00:24:11 UTC  

* rambles about muh social justice during interview *

2018-09-14 00:24:48 UTC  

@Jacob It might be false causation, it's not working during college that makes your gpa higher, it's having a work ethic and feeling personally invested in your education

2018-09-14 00:25:02 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ <:really:453005408064241674>
"Apple criticised for making phones 'too big' for the average female hand as it announces new iPhone "
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/13/apple-criticised-making-phones-big-average-female-hand-announces/

2018-09-14 00:25:59 UTC  

@TylerHess I think you're right. When I investigated this at my alma mater, it seemed that getting a double major didn't decrease your odds of having a job- neither did being involved with clubs, etc.

2018-09-14 00:26:12 UTC  

Some students would just do all that stuff. Conscientiousness.

2018-09-14 00:27:17 UTC  

But here's a weird one: double majors didn't consider themselves harder working on average. They were just smarter, per their SAT scores.

2018-09-14 00:27:45 UTC  

How you homies doing?

2018-09-14 00:27:55 UTC  

Honestly, if you're good at stuff, just load your schedule. More ammo for the resume gun.