Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

Discord ID: 490375492252336138


2018-09-15 04:13:40 UTC  

it begins.mp3

2018-09-15 04:13:50 UTC  

weaves....shieeeet

2018-09-15 04:14:08 UTC  

redpill me on weaves: aren't weaves just their natural hair, but styled?

2018-09-15 04:14:13 UTC  

lol

2018-09-15 04:14:25 UTC  

most black women don't have nearly as much hair as it looks like

2018-09-15 04:14:35 UTC  

so they're extensions?

2018-09-15 04:14:35 UTC  

its extensions and such

2018-09-15 04:14:36 UTC  

It’s so messed up. Stand by for link...

2018-09-15 04:14:37 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-15 04:14:47 UTC  

Lex is our resident hairologist

2018-09-15 04:14:58 UTC  

doing the deep dive on the weave question

2018-09-15 04:15:07 UTC  

we 'bout to get culturally enriched fo sho

2018-09-15 04:15:17 UTC  

WQ incoming

2018-09-15 04:15:17 UTC  

das rite

2018-09-15 04:15:44 UTC  

It's his sweat, not his hair.

2018-09-15 04:16:24 UTC  

she must have dove head first into the dark web to get that link

2018-09-15 04:16:47 UTC  

_refusing to make the obvious joke_

2018-09-15 04:16:52 UTC  

_but it's so tempting_

2018-09-15 04:17:01 UTC  

This is serious. Dey takin weave videos down, y’all.

2018-09-15 04:17:03 UTC  

👮🏻

2018-09-15 04:17:08 UTC  

A prominent Kang meme is that wypipo smell like "wet dog."
I usually reply (in comment threads) that wolves smell a lot like dogs, and that they should follow their natural aversion to dangerous animals.

2018-09-15 04:17:13 UTC  

Dey don’t want y’all to know!

2018-09-15 04:17:25 UTC  

white people smell like wet dog?

2018-09-15 04:17:27 UTC  

*shut it down*

2018-09-15 04:17:29 UTC  

i have NEVER set food inside a Taco Bell....

2018-09-15 04:17:32 UTC  

That's what they say.

2018-09-15 04:17:37 UTC  

I've never noticed that

2018-09-15 04:17:43 UTC  

Haha. A black told me that about wet dog.

2018-09-15 04:17:47 UTC  

granted the guys 'round here _do_ smell

2018-09-15 04:17:50 UTC  

but not wet dog

2018-09-15 04:18:00 UTC  

Along with "we burn in the sun because we're evil cave beasts" (what is European climate?) and "black kangz taught wypipo to bathe"

2018-09-15 04:18:28 UTC  

man, y'all hang around the wrong people. I have rarely met someone that smelled bad enough to get a wiff from a distance (unless they were straight up foreigners)

2018-09-15 04:19:04 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Day tot uz how to bathe?

2018-09-15 04:19:35 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD Afrocentric revisionism is more convoluted and dumb than Bionicle autism.

2018-09-15 04:19:57 UTC  

hey now, some of us remember getting the Bionicle comic with our Lego Club catalogs

2018-09-15 04:19:59 UTC  

(jk Bionicle is okay, it triggered Polynesians)

2018-09-15 04:20:01 UTC  

they can't build, so they steal...

2018-09-15 04:21:24 UTC  

@Salo Saloson ok so they really have taken Down the weave truthers on YouTube!

2018-09-15 04:22:04 UTC  

X Files Theme.mp4

2018-09-15 04:22:08 UTC  

Red alert. This is not a drill

2018-09-15 04:22:21 UTC  

😂😂