I meant to say "didn't fracture my elbow."

I went to a Constitution Day celebration, did some fliering and pwned noobs

I was drunk on a rope swing for Labor Day... 😔

Your new story:

There I was, surrounded by assailants.... One left hook, KO... one Head Kick, another KO..... Then the final attacker, I finished off with a flying elbow!
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@micbwilli

What's the coolest injury you've ever had?

Mine was playing king of the hill on a lexan board being dragged by a 4 wheeler when I was 14.

Broke my pinky while sparring. Now my pinky is crooked, and the knuckle is double the size it should be. 😉

I worked at a mental hospital and I interrupted a self-hanging attempt, the inconsolable lad scratched my eye as I brought him down. Was in a patch for a week. luckily no infections.

I cut my thumb down the middle on a rotory meat slicer. Don't try to do tomatoes on them.

My brother and I were sword fighting with broken pipes and he sliced my hand open

A bowling ball stuck on my middle finger and broke the bone sideways. I should go bowling again soon.

Joking around with a buddy in the bathroom in school. Slipped and hit my head on a toilet, blacked out for a second, didn’t feel anything. Had blood coming down my face like a horror movie and I casually walked down to the nurses office

Bowling is very white

Good date too

I worked at a bowling center for 2 years. Used to be good. I bowled a 280 once.

Damn

It ruined my back tho cause it's a very asymmetrical exercise. I play pool now.

Oh, I forgot the time I sliced my hand on an ice auger

saw the blood hit the snow/ice before I felt it.

I've cut my fingers a few times with my big knives if that counts

ohh, I once had a pencil stuck in my temple before. that's uh, cool right? 😅

Bleh?

The government also plans to raise the retirement age to 70.

jeez Japan

*resist urge to Hapa-post*

Seriously, how selfish and pathetic do you really have to be...?

Quick! Send them refugees!

I really feel sorry for the Japanese. After WWII their culture became neutered.

Gotta get those Nip lads after their own women!

Honorary Aryans rise up!

*cue Mishima-posting*

Okay soo

Haha jk

Meet Japan's globalist foreign minister, Taro Kono.

Yikes. Well Viets aren't great, but better than Pakis or Nigerians

Man this world just keeps getting worse and worse doesn't it?

I have a guy in my office that is Japanese-American he always goes on about how clean and nice it is and that everyone has health care. I got him to admit yesterday that it was due to homogeneous population and that culture is downstream of biology. I was honestly scared to stay it, but felt I needed to speak up.

Japan is hopelessly overpopulated, they absolutely need this "thinning".

@Tyler0317 I agree, but the Japanese government is obsessed with economic growth.

I toured Japan in 2010, they have many forests and farms, but yes the cities are crowded. If every urban Japanese family had double the current apartment space they would be much happier I think.