Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

Discord ID: 491047396608966656


2018-09-17 00:30:22 UTC  

I smashed down on a rock on Labor Day and it's been hurting since. Got it xrayed today. Turns out it was just a bad bruse.

2018-09-17 00:30:52 UTC  

@micbwilli Bro, you need a better story than that....... 😉

2018-09-17 00:31:09 UTC  

I meant to say "didn't fracture my elbow."

2018-09-17 00:31:25 UTC  

I went to a Constitution Day celebration, did some fliering and pwned noobs

2018-09-17 00:31:31 UTC  

I was drunk on a rope swing for Labor Day... 😔

2018-09-17 00:32:51 UTC  

Your new story:

There I was, surrounded by assailants.... One left hook, KO... one Head Kick, another KO..... Then the final attacker, I finished off with a flying elbow!
https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-elbowdrop-gif-9430921

2018-09-17 00:32:58 UTC  
2018-09-17 00:35:17 UTC  

What's the coolest injury you've ever had?

Mine was playing king of the hill on a lexan board being dragged by a 4 wheeler when I was 14.

2018-09-17 00:36:30 UTC  

Broke my pinky while sparring. Now my pinky is crooked, and the knuckle is double the size it should be. 😉

2018-09-17 00:37:50 UTC  

I worked at a mental hospital and I interrupted a self-hanging attempt, the inconsolable lad scratched my eye as I brought him down. Was in a patch for a week. luckily no infections.

2018-09-17 00:38:57 UTC  

I cut my thumb down the middle on a rotory meat slicer. Don't try to do tomatoes on them.

2018-09-17 00:39:35 UTC  

My brother and I were sword fighting with broken pipes and he sliced my hand open

2018-09-17 00:41:12 UTC  

A bowling ball stuck on my middle finger and broke the bone sideways. I should go bowling again soon.

2018-09-17 00:41:37 UTC  

Joking around with a buddy in the bathroom in school. Slipped and hit my head on a toilet, blacked out for a second, didn’t feel anything. Had blood coming down my face like a horror movie and I casually walked down to the nurses office

2018-09-17 00:42:24 UTC  

Bowling is very white

2018-09-17 00:42:43 UTC  

Good date too

2018-09-17 00:43:25 UTC  

I worked at a bowling center for 2 years. Used to be good. I bowled a 280 once.

2018-09-17 00:43:38 UTC  

Damn

2018-09-17 00:44:19 UTC  

It ruined my back tho cause it's a very asymmetrical exercise. I play pool now.

2018-09-17 00:46:38 UTC  

Oh, I forgot the time I sliced my hand on an ice auger

2018-09-17 00:47:02 UTC  

saw the blood hit the snow/ice before I felt it.

2018-09-17 00:47:31 UTC  

I've cut my fingers a few times with my big knives if that counts

2018-09-17 00:48:22 UTC  

ohh, I once had a pencil stuck in my temple before. that's uh, cool right? 😅

2018-09-17 00:49:04 UTC  

Bleh?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/491047908284563457/Screenshot_20180916-174726_Samsung_Internet.jpg

2018-09-17 00:49:37 UTC  

The government also plans to raise the retirement age to 70.

2018-09-17 00:50:13 UTC  

jeez Japan

2018-09-17 00:50:18 UTC  

*resist urge to Hapa-post*

2018-09-17 00:50:50 UTC  

Seriously, how selfish and pathetic do you really have to be...?

2018-09-17 00:50:56 UTC  

Quick! Send them refugees!

2018-09-17 00:51:00 UTC  

I really feel sorry for the Japanese. After WWII their culture became neutered.

2018-09-17 00:51:08 UTC  

Gotta get those Nip lads after their own women!

2018-09-17 00:51:14 UTC  

Honorary Aryans rise up!

2018-09-17 00:51:15 UTC  

*cue Mishima-posting*

2018-09-17 00:51:39 UTC  

Okay soo

2018-09-17 00:51:42 UTC  

Haha jk

2018-09-17 00:52:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/491048670997774386/Screenshot_20180916-175140_Samsung_Internet.jpg

2018-09-17 00:52:28 UTC  

Meet Japan's globalist foreign minister, Taro Kono.

2018-09-17 00:52:33 UTC  

Yikes. Well Viets aren't great, but better than Pakis or Nigerians

2018-09-17 00:52:45 UTC  

Man this world just keeps getting worse and worse doesn't it?

2018-09-17 00:52:59 UTC  

I have a guy in my office that is Japanese-American he always goes on about how clean and nice it is and that everyone has health care. I got him to admit yesterday that it was due to homogeneous population and that culture is downstream of biology. I was honestly scared to stay it, but felt I needed to speak up.

2018-09-17 00:53:07 UTC  

Japan is hopelessly overpopulated, they absolutely need this "thinning".