It's always the parentheses.

The best essays are ones that only have a couple sentences that are the same as the first draft

Sometimes it’s helpful just to have people look at your stuff, you know. You get blind-sighted.

@YourFundamentalTheorum it is IE official, but for the purposes of joining the server Pledge is good enough, I will DM you the invite now

The Chad parentheses vs the virgin bracket

This had me rolling yesterday.

the chad semicolon vs the virgin punctuation

The semicolon is underrated

I also detest discussion board posts

Discussion boards are the worse.

“Weigh in on your classmates contributions to the discussion MEANINGFULLY”

“Really liked how you calculated the WACC there, that sure is the formula and everything.”

@micbwilli SOUTH WYOKLAHOMA RISE UP

I had a lab mate the would steal my ideas on the discuss boards and laugh in my face about it after.

Pretty Chad move all in all.

Lab partners also the worst.

hahahaha i hated group project

I had a sorority girl that spilled sulphuric acid on the table and the floor and my shoes in gen chem.

I always had to write 75+ percent of th code anyways

@ophiuchus i hated chem labs

they sucked soooo much and they took so much time

@ophiuchus He wasn't a lab partner. He was in the lab I was going grad work in. Like another PhD student. 😂

If I never hear the word “titration” ever again it’ll be too soon

OOF

BIG OOF

>tfw chadded out of a phd thesis

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN "gun that is alive." is my favorite part. 😀

I wanted that milk

I can't believe Obama drank it all

I can

*The swamp is in Mexico now*

Four more swamps! Four more swamps!!

An individual can dream

haha at least the swamp consumes you voluntarily now

It's antisemitic to not bath in the swamp.

Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up. 😂

@micbwilli if you dont believe gay marriage is normal, you're an anti-semite

I hate to put a damper but I'm 99.9% sure this was not put together by a bot. Language generation bots are not good at carrying themes across multiple sentences. They usually run on Markov chains so that paragraphs get thrown off their original starting points very quickly

@ThisIsChris that depends on the length of your recurrent NN

and what metric you're using for it. If by words, and if you have like a 20 word metric thenit might work

It’s definitely not assembled by a bot. It is still funny though.