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when she accidentally touches you

need a bitch with a fat ass right about now😔

Baste black womyn :DDD

what a cuck

he should've continued

many ppl are saying it's bs

i hope he's doing coke

and drinking it

im not the biggest fan but I wish him well

Zip confirmed he doesn't snort

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https://youtu.be/jjPQ_jVlEnQ

THat has to be a troll. You don't buy cocaine and cut it unless you are selling it, not doing it.

https://instagram.com/p/BiUICvlFDbm/

WHITE 👏🏻 WOMEN👏🏻 ARE👏🏻 CANCELLED👏🏻

My school is sponsored by a bank 🤔

what bank

American

"we have the worst immigration laws in the world"

"we go into wars to defend their borders but we dont defend our own"

good guy blumpf

https://twitter.com/clydethecash/status/992082643956232192

I think I'll drop out of school

Europe ♥

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"they're not sending their finest"

powerful drumpf

Evropa

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my vastus medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes causing her to orgasm instantly. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

If only the US had scenery like Europe 😦

We do though

it just needs more blood and soil

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magic blood

magic CUM

it just needs more gays and pagans